I Lost My Top and Bottom

this thread is useless without pictures

did you look under the couch?

I hope you didn't leave 'em layin' around where anybody could just trip over 'em . . .

Mine are still there.

(Well, my end is, I don't see a bottom.)

Are we talking bathers here, squinney?

You'll have to swim out & retrieve them, before you can get out of the water! Good luck!

at this time of year that could be a problem squinney

Good Luck??? That's all you have to say? Good LUCK???

(Well, I guess if I were an aussie surrounded by shark infested waters that might be my reply as well... but, C'mon. Throw me a board or something!)

And, Setanta, I suppose you're speaking from your own self interest and previous experience? I've lost my top and bottom and you want to worry about your own safety? I best not find you rolling around in them when I find 'em.

Shewolf, no. I checked and they are not under the sofa or the chair.

Djjd, I can't take pictures of something I don't have.

Hmmm. Sozobe still has hers.... This is odd.

go to goodwill.

maybe it is being sold by the pound..

Look, squinney!

Over there, on your left!

If you swim really fast you'll be able to grab them before they get washed out to sea!

I'll mind your towel & stuff on the beach here ...

I have a spare middle if that's any good?

You're welcome to have my top, but I'll keep my bottom. It's the only thing I have that makes me look less than 50.

Ohh yeah.

I have enough spare middle to give you boobs like an african woman..


And I will gladly donate to your cause !

Hmmm, I'd always imagined that you were the top and Bear was the bottom. I'm scared to imagine what this development might imply...

Holy ****!! I just found Little k's left underwire!

underwire is the fingernail of satan

Yours may be...mine are metal and plastic.

Underwires are the only things separating my boobs into two distinct objects.

Are you a uni-boob?

not really..

but underwire ALWAYS breaks out for me.. pokes me in my arm pit, and other wise makes me want to burn those damn bras