plugged, paddled, squeezed, and bound

Yipes, I cannot find my double sided sticky tape!

It occurred to me that there must be an unknown lost-zone in my house, one that's perhaps even unknowable.

Lately here are the missing-in-action thingies:

- two kitchen sink drain plugs
- one citrus squeezer rotor from the food processor
- two bread maker paddles
- one roll of double sided sticky tape

I figure they are all collected together and liaising with each other, maybe under the bed in the spare bedroom, I don't know. They may be plotting a hostile takeover of my home's central heating system.

However if I was to look under this bed, I fear I would be simultaneously plugged, paddled, squeezed, and bound.


You?