@Setanta,
Set, I can see straight through this little challenge you've made us.
You're definately God.
Firstly, Gods a genius too. He created the whole universe in seven days, so his IQ must be at least 160.
Plus, he's so omnibenevolent and all, all those times you've spent letting other people win and do better than you just so they could feel good about themselves, why, that strikes a direct parallel to the whole Jesus/donkey thing.