Wed 21 Jan, 2009 02:38 pm
Reports are coming from Washington that conservative whiners and sore losers have started a guerrilla campaign against the incoming administration. After an anonymous tip-off, Secret Service agents in a sweep of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue found that all the beds had been short-sheeted. Electronics specialists sweeping Executive Office Building telephones found the ear pieces smeared with Vaseline. Unconfirmed reports have come into this news room that hundreds of cherry bombs have been flushed in government commodes.
Film at eleven.
I had to throw that in so the conservatives would have an inkling that this is satire . . .
. . . either that or warning of the effects of poor dental hygiene . . .
. . . Film at eleven.
You have sooooo
isn't dating oneself a Kicky specialty?