All The Simpsons Intros (Couch Gags)

Reply Sun 11 Jan, 2009 09:34 pm

And here it is with original audio and at original speed (and a lot longer, of course):

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Reply Sun 11 Jan, 2009 09:36 pm
@Robert Gentel,
Hello Robert Gentel. Do you watch the Simpsons?
Reply Sun 11 Jan, 2009 09:38 pm
My grandson breaks his neck to get to the TV in time to see those intros. I have to admit, I look forward to seeing them too.
Robert Gentel
Reply Sun 11 Jan, 2009 09:38 pm
I used to watch them occasionally, it's a great show.
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Reply Sun 11 Jan, 2009 09:39 pm
One of my favorite scenes is the April Fools beer explosion.

I doubt anyone has seen or remembers it.
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Reply Sun 11 Jan, 2009 11:00 pm
I always wanted to see what Bart was obliged to write on the blackboard at the very opening--is that included in your video?
Robert Gentel
Reply Sun 11 Jan, 2009 11:05 pm
No, but it changes, here is a list:

I will not carve gods.
I will not spank others.
I will not aim for the head.
I will not barf unless I'm sick.
I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty.
I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge.
I will not conduct my own fire drills.
Funny noises are not funny.
I will not snap bras.
I will not fake seizures.
This punishment is not boring and pointless.
My name is not Dr. Death.
I will not defame New Orleans.
I will not prescribe medication.
I will not bury the new kid.
I will not teach others to fly.
I will not bring sheep to class.
A burp is not an answer.
Teacher is not a leper.
Coffee is not for kids.
I will not eat things for money.
I will not yell "She's Dead" at roll call.
The principal's toupee is not a Frisbee.
I will not call the principal "spud head."
Goldfish don't bounce.
Mud is not one of the 4 food groups.
No one is interested in my underpants.
I will not sell miracle cures.
I will return the seeing-eye dog.
I do not have diplomatic immunity.
I will not charge admission to the bathroom.
I will never win an emmy.
The cafeteria deep fat fryer is not a toy.
All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy.
I will not say "Springfield" just to get applause.
I am not authorized to fire substitue teachers.
My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man.
I will not go near the kindergarten turtle.
I am not deliciously saucy.
Organ transplants are best left to professionals.
The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with "Hail Satan!"
I will not celebrate meaningless milestones.
There are plenty of businesses like show business.
Five days is not too long to wait for a gun.
I will not waste chalk.
I will not skateboard in the halls.
In will not instigate a revolution.
I will not draw naked ladies in class.
I did not see Elvis.
I will not call my teacher, "Hot Cakes."
Garlic gum is not funny.
They are laughing at me, not with me.
I will not yell, "Fire" in a crowded classroom.
I will not encourage others to fly.
I will not fake my way through life.
Tar is not a plaything.
I will not Xerox my butt.
It's potato, not potatoe.
I will not trade pants with others.
I am not a 32 year old woman.
I will not do that thing with my tongue.
I will not drive the principal's car.
I will not pledge allegiance to Bart.
I will not sell school property.
I will not burp in class.
I will not cut corners.
I will not get very far with this attitude.
I will not belch the National Anthem.
I will not sell land in Florida.
I will not grease the monkey bars.
I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment.
I will not do anything bad ever again.
I will not show off.
I will not sleep through my education.
I am not a dentist.
Spitwads are not free speech.
Nobody likes sunburn slappers.
High explosives and school don't mix.
I will not bribe Principal Skinner.
I will not squeak chalk.
I will finish what I started
"Bart Bucks" are not legal tender.
Underwear should be worn on the inside.
The Christmas Pageant does not stink.
I will not torment the emotionally frail.
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Reply Sun 11 Jan, 2009 11:08 pm
Coo-L . . . i suppose you found that list online?
Robert Gentel
Reply Sun 11 Jan, 2009 11:12 pm
Yeah, I found a couple of lists (searching "simpsons bart blackboard"), added them together and filtered out the duplicates.
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Reply Mon 12 Jan, 2009 12:02 am
@Robert Gentel,
Think of all I have missed without television all these years. . . .
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Reply Mon 12 Jan, 2009 12:09 am
I never got into the Simptons and now that I think of it, I never knew many girls/women who did either.

Always figured it was one of those guy things.
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Diest TKO
Reply Mon 12 Jan, 2009 12:35 am
Killer find RG.

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Reply Mon 12 Jan, 2009 10:15 am
So, anyway,...the April Fools one. Homer and Bart were pranking each other all day. Bart, finally, .....cranks up the heat in the house, dumps all of Homers beer except one, gives Homer a huge bag of salty chips, and takes the final beer to the hardware store and puts it on the paint shaker.
Ariel view of house. Atom bomb.
Reply Mon 12 Jan, 2009 10:29 am
I love the Simpsons so I know it isn't just a guy thing but part of it might be a Portland thing -- there are hundreds of references to places in Portland throughout the Simpsons.

Since Setanta's request was granted.....

I don't suppose you have a list of all the prank names Bart calls in to Mo's?
Reply Mon 12 Jan, 2009 10:37 am
......or a list of guest star appearances?
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Reply Mon 12 Jan, 2009 10:40 am

Adore the Simpsons. Haven't watched reliably in a while.
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Reply Mon 12 Jan, 2009 11:45 am
Homer: No beer! Beer cause pain!

Barney: I can't stand to see him like this! (Beats Homer to death and jumps out the window a la One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.)
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Reply Mon 12 Jan, 2009 11:46 am
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