What Happened To CJHSA?

Yup, removes the best of the gene pool so the worst of the gene pool can decorate their finished basement.

In today's Chicago Tribune I've read that a "black bear is spotted in Northwest Illinois".

And at the end of the above report it says:

In Pennsylvania, each year, we seem to "harvest" several 600 to 750 pound black bears. I never seem to see "recipes" for bear meat and , I therefore conclude that bears are being killed just for "sport" and trophies. Trophy hunting has gotta be the most infantil way of validating ones existence. Have you ever read Hemmingways "Green Hills of AFrica"? That is essentially a game trek to just kill and kill disappearing animals.

Given what bears are willing to eat, I would think that bear meat would be an acquired taste. I have heard of bear sausage though -- although I was never offered any and don't know what it would taste like.

I can put you in touch with a lot of girls on the East coast who could tell you about Bear sausage.....by now many of them are probably married and settled down but they might be willing to talk....

Yup, set myself up for that one...

Probably tastes like chicken

This has long been an ugly obsession with American "sportsmen," a term many of them hardly deserve. David Crockett and his cronies would go out into the woods and slaughter dozens of animals, and sometimes over a period of months, hundreds of animals. There was no possible way they could have harvested all the meat, and they weren't even involved in retrieving furs or "trophies." It was the sheer scale of the kill, the number of animals killed, which was their object. This doesn't make Crockett some kind of exceptional creep though--he was a product of his times, and neither better nor worse than any of the other backwoods boys around him.

well...the nuggets anyway

It is my understanding that bear meat was considered quite a rare delicacy at the court of the Romanovs where my granmother had a taste of it once. That's my mother's mother; she was the wife of the bandleader of the Czar's Royal Navy Chamber Orchestra aboard the Czar's "yacht", the ocean-going Standard.

I have two versions of what happened to him.

1. He was in one of his hunting trips across the frozen tundra, he got in trouble with someone named Nanook (you can imagine why) and is, at the moment, blinded by some yellow snow, and in his way to the parish of Saint Alphonso.

2. His companion in the hunting trip was Dick Cheney.
R.I.P.

you eat it first then tell us about the flavor.


OS welcome back from that hellhole that is HAwaii.

Poor cj

I took my first and last deer when I was eight. I like venison.

I too, have noticed Cjhsa 's absent. I reside in Michigan. No news stories ,have set off any alarms.

Didn't you see the article about the crazed gun toting guy being captured by the vigilante chimp?

chimps gonna eject a casing onto his hand and maybe jam the slide. Gotta get these damn chimpas some better pistol training. Its their right.

...and our responsibility.

Better put a call in to David.

David shot CJ and mounted him on the wall

you better not ask him anything

gotta bad feeling about his statement