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Tue 23 Dec, 2008 10:58 am
That's it....my youngest is officially an adult...legally anyway. I'm old.
We're going out together to get tattoos. A piece of father/son bonding I'm sure some of you will consider white trashy. Seth and I don't give a ****.
We're thinking of Mr. Natural tattoos.... but squinney wants me to do Peter Pan.
Anyway... I'd like to know how I've now raised 5 cubs who've made it to 18 and beyond when I myself was 18 just a year or so ago.
@Bi-Polar Bear,
Tell Seth I said "Happy Birthday."
My youngest turned 20 last November, making me the last teenager in the family.
@Bi-Polar Bear,
You've got five?!? Huh. I thought you only had three.
Well, bear, sometimes being a kid at heart makes parenting more fun if not easier. Happy birthday Seth!
@FreeDuck,
My two oldest are long gone from home...adults... I have a grandson who just turned 19
@Bi-Polar Bear,
Happy Birthday to the cub. Do we get tattoo pics????????????????
@chai2,
and still look this good...
I have a tattoo on my ass of the Road Runner. It looked great when I had it done 28 years ago. Sadly, the coyote should have no trouble catching him now.
@Bi-Polar Bear,
Bi-Polar Bear wrote:
and still look this good...
Uncle Bear, could you tell us kids again what it was like when you rode dinosaurs to school?
@chai2,
sure I can sweetheart....come sit on Uncle Bear's lap.
@Bi-Polar Bear,
uhhh...
don't get up, bear...
and happy birthday to the last cub.
happy holidays to the clan, also.
@Bi-Polar Bear,
Be nice to the kid, it's gonna be rough when he realizes that next year he'll be older than you
What's Squinney getting as her reward for raising the bunch of ya?
Nemmind, I don't really want to know the answer to that one.
it's not much of a reward....but she'd be crazy if she didn't know she was loved...
@Bi-Polar Bear,
I guess tattoos are better than the steel fangs you used to have in the lower lip.
There was a family gathering, with all generations around the table. Mischievous teenagers put a Viagra tablet into Grandpa's drink, and after a while, Grandpa excused himself because he had to go to the bathroom.
When he returned, however, his trousers were wet all over. 'What happened, Grandpa?' he was asked by his concerned children.
'Well,' he answered, 'I don't really know.. I had to go to the bathroom. So I took it out and started to pee, but then I saw that it wasn't mine, so I put it back!'
@roger,
I really liked those...but too impractical...
well we went to get the tattoos but they needed picture id for Seth... his wallet was stolen a while back. so off to the DMV and theyre closed until Monday. at this rate when I take him for his lap dance Pure Gold will be out of ass....