@tsarstepan,
As I suspected.
I read somewhere that the Kennedy clan has control of all the American wifis. They apparently keep them all in a secret location somewhere near Matilda's Vineyard.
I think it was Matilda.
Over here, if our wifi malfunctions, we just wind the handle on our telephone on the hall wall, and Mrs Wentworth down at the post office connects us up again by pulling out and inserting various plugs.