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The War on Christmas.

 
 
George
 
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Reply Fri 17 Dec, 2010 10:46 am
Would spelling "Christmas" phonetically constitute an attack?
One wonders.
Indeed one does.
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MontereyJack
 
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Reply Fri 17 Dec, 2010 01:07 pm
http://www.goingjesus.com/cavalcade/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/ducks.jpg

We three kings of the bathtub are,
Bearing soap we've traveled afar.

O come. let us adore him,
Jesus the duck.

Can Christmas possibly recover?
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H2O MAN
 
  0  
Reply Fri 17 Dec, 2010 02:03 pm
Merry Christmas!

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ld1geksSDA1qd99h3o1_500.jpg
Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Fri 17 Dec, 2010 02:14 pm
@H2O MAN,
Gloria in excelsis Deo et in terra pax hominibus, bonae voluntatis ...

... qui tollis peccáta aqua homo duo, miserére nobis ...
H2O MAN
 
  0  
Reply Fri 17 Dec, 2010 03:06 pm
@Walter Hinteler,
Gloria a Dios en las alturas, y en la tierra paz entre los hombres de buena voluntad!
failures art
 
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Reply Fri 17 Dec, 2010 05:14 pm
@MontereyJack,
MontereyJack wrote:

Congratulations, David. You completely missed the point. Ever wear one?

What would it support?

A
R
Too hard to pass on that...
OmSigDAVID
 
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Reply Fri 17 Dec, 2010 06:54 pm
@failures art,
MontereyJack wrote:

Congratulations, David. You completely missed the point. Ever wear one?
failures art wrote:
What would it support?

A
R
Too hard to pass on that...
U leftist advocates of helplessness*
are absolutely and indefatigably OBSESSED with the sexual organs of REAL Americans.

U just can 't restrain yourselves.





David


* The coloration of "helplessness"
was intended to be as close to pink
as I coud get it, intending to imply leftist effeminacy,
in opposition to robust, masculine self-defense.
OmSigDAVID
 
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Reply Fri 17 Dec, 2010 07:02 pm
@H2O MAN,
H2O MAN wrote:
Merry Christmas!

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ld1geksSDA1qd99h3o1_500.jpg
I really LOVE that Christmas card, Waterman!!!

It reminds me of my earlier Christmases, tho our weapons
were not that advanced.

MERRY CHRISTMAS !




David
OmSigDAVID
 
  -1  
Reply Fri 17 Dec, 2010 07:48 pm
@H2O MAN,
H2O MAN wrote:
Gloria a Dios en las alturas, y en la tierra paz entre los hombres de buena voluntad!
Jesus said that if u don't have a sword, u shoud buy one. Luke 22:36

In modern times, we can EXTRAPOLATE on that.
I do





David
revelette
 
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Reply Sat 18 Dec, 2010 08:34 am
@OmSigDAVID,
Quote:
Jesus said that if u don't have a sword, u shoud buy one. Luke 22:36


And in that same context; Jesus also said this:

Matthew 26:52 Then said Jesus unto him, Put up again thy sword into his place: for all they that take the sword shall perish with the sword.

EXTRAPOLATE THAT.

(we went through this before, no need to go through it again as I know you will ignore the whole context of the passage involved. )
H2O MAN
 
  -2  
Reply Sat 18 Dec, 2010 08:39 am
@revelette,
You can have my sword when you pry it from my cold dead hands.
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cicerone imposter
 
  1  
Reply Sat 18 Dec, 2010 08:42 am
@OmSigDAVID,
Some of these kids kill themselves and their parents or friends.

**** happens.
H2O MAN
 
  -3  
Reply Sat 18 Dec, 2010 08:46 am
@cicerone imposter,
Some of these parents kill their kids, friends and themselves.

Happy Holidays!
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OmSigDAVID
 
  0  
Reply Sat 18 Dec, 2010 09:23 am
@revelette,
David wrote:
Jesus said that if u don't have a sword, u shoud buy one. Luke 22:36
revelette wrote:
And in that same context; Jesus also said this:

Matthew 26:52 Then said Jesus unto him, Put up again thy sword into his place:
for all they that take the sword shall perish with the sword.

EXTRAPOLATE THAT.
OK. It is more ofen translated as being: "he who lives by the sword, dies by the sword."
I agree with that; i.e., that it is unwise (unhealthy) to go around getting into a lot of sword fights.

That is not to say
that one shoud fail to use available emergency equipment
to control the situation, like a fire extinguisher.

Note also, as to "context"
that Jesus was content
in his followers possessing available swords in his presence.

Additionally, according to Christian Theology,
it was Jesus' mission to get crucified.

If swords had been used to defeat the Roman soldiers,
then his mission might have been frustrated.





David
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MontereyJack
 
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Reply Sat 18 Dec, 2010 09:33 am
okay, fire extinguishers as emergency equipment, I can get behind that. Spray it on the idiot with the assault rifle. Big enough fire extinguisher, enough foam, blind him, whap him with the extinguisher's cylinder, take away the gun. Situation under control. Next time, install a metal detector in your doorway, don't let the loon with the gun near the Christmas tree.
H2O MAN
 
  0  
Reply Sat 18 Dec, 2010 09:46 am
@MontereyJack,
Shoot the idiot with the fire extinguisher... DRT and everybody is happy.
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OmSigDAVID
 
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Reply Sat 18 Dec, 2010 09:52 am
@MontereyJack,
MontereyJack wrote:
okay, fire extinguishers as emergency equipment, I can get behind that. Spray it on the idiot with the assault rifle. Big enough fire extinguisher, enough foam, blind him, whap him with the extinguisher's cylinder, take away the gun. Situation under control. Next time, install a metal detector in your doorway, don't let the loon with the gun near the Christmas tree.
I dissent from your relative pacifism.
If a toxic snake (rattler or cobra) enters my nabor's house
and nabor kills him or her,
then the whole naborhood is safe from that snake.
If my nabor simply evicts the snake,
he loses him or her upon the world, endangering the entire area.
That principle applies equally to human predators.

If my nabor KILLS a burglar,
he thereby does ME and everyone else a good and valuable service,
in that I am no longer endangered by that criminal because he is defunct,
but if my nabor is satisfied to smack him with a fire extinguisher,
leaving him alive, then I remain exposed to future danger.
Therefore: I support my nabor's ENDing the threat.
I'd shake his hand and celebrate!
Maybe give him a nice reward for killing the burglar,
like a wallet full of money.

It is unwise to preserve a threat intact.





David
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OmSigDAVID
 
  -3  
Reply Sat 18 Dec, 2010 10:01 am
@cicerone imposter,
cicerone imposter wrote:
Some of these kids kill themselves and their parents or friends.

**** happens.
Your birth proves that.
ehBeth
 
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Reply Sat 18 Dec, 2010 10:06 am
@OmSigDAVID,
OmSigDAVID wrote:
Christmas


do you pronounce the 't' in this word?

why is there an 'h' in your spelling?
cicerone imposter
 
  1  
Reply Sat 18 Dec, 2010 10:20 am
@OmSigDAVID,
Your ability to stay on topic is nil. You're a bore and a **** head!
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