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The War on Christmas.

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farmerman
 
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Reply Mon 20 Dec, 2010 11:35 am
@Finn dAbuzz,
Reminds me of an old Johny Cash song about that "Folk Group"
H2O MAN
 
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Reply Mon 20 Dec, 2010 11:48 am
@farmerman,
You were incorrect, but we're not the least bit surprised by this.

farmerman
 
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Reply Mon 20 Dec, 2010 12:42 pm
@H2O MAN,
can you elucidate? to what are you referring?
Finn dAbuzz
 
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Reply Mon 20 Dec, 2010 12:46 pm
@farmerman,
farmerman wrote:

Reminds me of an old Johny Cash song about that "Folk Group"

Well, the one on the right was on the left
And the one in the middle was on the right
And the one on the left was in the middle
And the guy in the rear burned his driver's license
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H2O MAN
 
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Reply Mon 20 Dec, 2010 12:51 pm
@farmerman,
Enjoying your lunch?
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farmerman
 
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Reply Mon 20 Dec, 2010 01:28 pm
@H2O MAN,
Quote:
You were incorrect, but we're not the least bit surprised by this.
Stop portraying the village idiot by standing in the street and yelling at people. What are you talking about ?
H2O MAN
 
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Reply Mon 20 Dec, 2010 01:38 pm
@farmerman,
Have you no friends that can comfort you?
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OmSigDAVID
 
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Reply Mon 20 Dec, 2010 01:52 pm
@revelette,
revelette wrote:

David wrote:
Quote:
That 's a meaningless utterance.
Y do u even take the trouble to post that???? Y ?

Do u see humor in those words ??



I am pretty sure he was going for humor.
[If so, it was a feeble, futile attempt; he was a Failure].

Art wrote:
Quote:
With dicks for heads, it's hard not to stare.
[It sounds like he's telling us his desires.]
A
R
T


farmerman wrote:
Quote:
I thought it was kinda funny.


David then wrote:
Quote:
If so, I don 't get the joke.
I don't see the point of it.


Its not really my kind of joke (kind of a prude), but to a lot of people, it probably was funny.
[I don 't think that's probable].

I don't think it was meant to have a point.
A lot of jokes are just funny without a point.
[not to any significant extent of humor]





David wrote:
Quote:
Farmer, to be charitable, the most that can be
said of your purported examples of humor, is that thay are
very mildly comedic, such as to evoke a gentle smile
from one who hears them, as distinct from intensely funny jokes.


Oh, please, tell us an intensely funny joke that will have laughing out of couches
and holding our bellies with tears streaming down our eyes.
I can't wait. [I 'm not Johnny Carson. Get a joke book.]

Quote:
AS Eisenhower once quipped

"The left wing will defame the right and the right wing will demonize the left,
Meanwhile, the bird in the middle will be dying"


In the meanwhile I am content with a funny quip which is all too true.
[I deny that was funny enuf to be a quip.]

farmerman
 
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Reply Mon 20 Dec, 2010 02:21 pm
@OmSigDAVID,
Dave and Spurt are both somewhat humor challenged. David because most concepts clear his head by several feet, and spurt cause he tries to divert comments and thereby look even stupider than he is.
Dave is at least sorta intelligent , whereas Spurt is quite a bit slow in the head.You can see this by his many lame contributions
H2O MAN
 
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Reply Mon 20 Dec, 2010 02:31 pm
@farmerman,
Farmhand never outgrew fifth grade scatilogical playground humor, he is stuck on stupid.

farmerman
 
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Reply Mon 20 Dec, 2010 02:44 pm
@H2O MAN,
the word is "SCATOLOGICAL" at least try to get yer punch lines correct genius.
Finn dAbuzz
 
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Reply Mon 20 Dec, 2010 02:52 pm
@farmerman,
farmerman wrote:

the word is "SCATOLOGICAL" at least try to get yer punch lines correct genius.


Oh c'mon now! Here, towards the end of Exchange #118 between H2OMAN and yourself you're going to criticize his spelling? Why raise the nature of your quips to pedantic? Cool
H2O MAN
 
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Reply Mon 20 Dec, 2010 02:56 pm
@farmerman,
Shitfarmer, thank you for proving once again that you know your **** about **** and nothing more.
farmerman
 
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Reply Mon 20 Dec, 2010 03:02 pm
@H2O MAN,
and youve said that I was dealing in scatology. Do you even know what the word means?

dyslexia
 
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Reply Mon 20 Dec, 2010 03:03 pm
@Finn dAbuzz,
yeah really FM, you actually read H2O's posts and then respond to them? I can only assume you, Finn and Okie are the only ones who don't have him on ignore.
H2O MAN
 
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Reply Mon 20 Dec, 2010 03:05 pm
@dyslexia,
dyslexia, thank you for the Christmas card - say hello to the family for me Very Happy
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H2O MAN
 
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Reply Mon 20 Dec, 2010 03:06 pm
@farmerman,
You really are stuck aren't you? Sucks to be you.
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farmerman
 
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Reply Mon 20 Dec, 2010 03:15 pm
@dyslexia,
Quote:
yeah really FM, you actually read H2O's posts and then respond to them? I can only assume you, Finn and Okie are the only ones who don't have him on ignore.


I dont ignore folks for being dumb, I only ignore those who are total batshit. Dumb can often be cured, batshit,, Not so much.

I dont really care for you so I wont wish that you have the Merriest of Christmases and a Happy New Year .
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Mon 20 Dec, 2010 03:23 pm
@H2O MAN,
H2O MAN wrote:

Shitfarmer, thank you for proving once again that you know your **** about **** and nothing more.


Better watch out! Better not cry! Hawkeye is coming to town to scold you for using words that allude to excrement. David has an aversion, you know.
H2O MAN
 
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Reply Mon 20 Dec, 2010 03:34 pm
@Intrepid,
Intrepid wrote:

H2O MAN wrote:

Shitfarmer, thank you for proving once again that you know your **** about **** and nothing more.


Better watch out! Better not cry! Hawkeye is coming to town to scold you for using words that allude to excrement. David has an aversion, you know.


You're shitting me!, really?

 

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