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The War on Christmas.

 
 
Setanta
 
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Reply Mon 20 Dec, 2010 07:00 am
How we doin' on the war on christmas thing, here?
farmerman
 
  1  
Reply Mon 20 Dec, 2010 07:04 am
@OmSigDAVID,
Quote:
Not necessarily; e.g., Jack Benny ofen had pauses in between.
Obviously my discussion was not to be considered an exhaustive dissertation on the aspects of humor. Yes, timing is also an important aspect.
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Setanta
 
  1  
Reply Mon 20 Dec, 2010 07:05 am
Why would anyone mention Jack Benny in a discussion on humor?
H2O MAN
 
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Reply Mon 20 Dec, 2010 07:08 am
@Setanta,
I'm thinking.
farmerman
 
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Reply Mon 20 Dec, 2010 07:14 am
@Setanta,
Im afraid we are going to lose control in this investigation into what Dave considers as "humor".

I believe he has a set iof filters that only allow him to laugh at extreme right wing humor and this filter does not allow his brain to see the absurdity in many POVs, including his own.

Its a poor SOH that requires filtration.
Reminds me of Sr Attila in 4th grade. She had a series of "jokes" about what beverages we would enjoy in heaven
They included "Adoramus Tea" and "Glorificamus Tea"

AGGGGGHHHHHH
farmerman
 
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Reply Mon 20 Dec, 2010 07:18 am
@H2O MAN,
Quote:
I'm thinking.
Spurts gonna be in full coriolis for several hours
Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Mon 20 Dec, 2010 07:23 am
@farmerman,
farmerman wrote:

They included "Adoramus Tea" and "Glorificamus Tea"



During my navy time, I used to tell the newcomers that we only got "Hanging Down Tea", alternatively "Instant Limp Tea" when we stayed a couple of days on sea ...
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George
 
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Reply Mon 20 Dec, 2010 08:17 am
@Setanta,
Setanta wrote:

How we doin' on the war on christmas thing, here?

Unaware of the war waged on her, Christmas will come and go.
The days will get longer.
The decorations will come down.

And we'll all start bitching about how the candy and flower lobbies are
manipulating Valentine's Day.
H2O MAN
 
  0  
Reply Mon 20 Dec, 2010 08:20 am
@farmerman,
Farmergirl, horizontal deflection is interesting but have you considered the Eötvös effect ?
Setanta
 
  1  
Reply Mon 20 Dec, 2010 08:21 am
@George,
I wanted to respond to your post word for word, but had a positive Horror of the effect.
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H2O MAN
 
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Reply Mon 20 Dec, 2010 08:58 am
http://thedefeatists.typepad.com/apoplectic/images/war_on_christmas.jpg
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H2O MAN
 
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Reply Mon 20 Dec, 2010 09:00 am
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_gcA0ZuKGkI8/TPUeJiVzLjI/AAAAAAAAJU0/FyFHQFyIrUM/s1600/War+on+Christmas.gif
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H2O MAN
 
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Reply Mon 20 Dec, 2010 09:01 am
http://lh6.ggpht.com/_CcpZcSkTq2I/TQAh66iSTdI/AAAAAAAABA0/MD8SBt-KrZk/War%20On%20Christmas%20copy.JPG
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OmSigDAVID
 
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Reply Mon 20 Dec, 2010 09:39 am
@farmerman,
David wrote:
If my reasoning is in error, then I rely upon u to correct me.)


farmerman wrote:
The entire premise went over your head DAve.
Im sorry. I sure as hell cant explain it as a discussion in logic because,
as you know, logic often has no bearing in humor. [I do NOT know that; I deny what u allege. David]
We, in fact, dispense with logic
eg

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator?

A: You open the dorr and then insert the elephant and then close the door.


How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator

A: You open the door and remove the elepehant . Then you insert the giraffe and then close the door.


The King of the jungle threw a [party for the animals who made it?

A: everybody except the giraffe cause he was in the refrigerator.



Eg 2. (Steve WRight)

If your travelling at the speed of light and you turn on your headlights, does anything happen?


Dispensation of reason, logic etc is often a big part of enjoying humor.
If you dont "get it" perhaps you should work on your appreciation of the absurd.




Quote:
1. the joke falsely assumes that there is a difference
in appearance between rightists and leftists
(i.e., that u can tell their philosophy by seeing the shapes of their heads)

No it didnt. I say, a pox on both your houses because you both need each others extreme philosophoies to survive and justify your own worldviews. [I deny that. If that were true, then freedom
coud not survive unless slavery also existed. David]



AS Eisenhower once quipped

"The left wing will defame the right and the right wing will demonize the left,
Meanwhile, the bird in the middle will be dying"
Farmer, to be charitable, the most that can be
said of your purported examples of humor, is that thay are
very mildly comedic, such as to evoke a gentle smile
from one who hears them, as distinct from intensely funny jokes.
The latter must be and actually ARE laid over an infrastructure of competent logic.
Such jokes can be hysterically humorous,
evoking many minutes of helpless laffter,
whereas the most that can be expected from your
examples is a smile.

In other words: non-logical humor is ineffective
insofar as eliciting intense laffter is concerned.
It just does not work.

Your examples are such as what might be expected
from a child in the very first years of life.

It appears that Ike's comment was intended to credit
the value of bipartisan harmony, not to cause intense laffter.
He was not a comedian; no one ever accused him of being funny.


I accept your word that u are a scientist,
and hence u MUST be and u are a competent logician.
As such, it is very unlikely that u actually believe
what u wrote. I am confident that u are more intelligent than that.





David


farmerman
 
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Reply Mon 20 Dec, 2010 09:45 am
@H2O MAN,
Quote:
Farmergirl, horizontal deflection is interesting but have you considered the Eötvös effect ?
I wasnt doing an analysis of vectoral g. I was only commenting on how long you would be kept busy. Seems i was correct.
OmSigDAVID
 
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Reply Mon 20 Dec, 2010 10:09 am
@Setanta,
Setanta wrote:
Why would anyone mention Jack Benny in a discussion on humor?
I have nothing bad to say about him.
He did his job successfully, for a long time.
He was a comedian.





David
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revelette
 
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Reply Mon 20 Dec, 2010 10:46 am
@OmSigDAVID,
David wrote:
Quote:
That 's a meaningless utterance.
Y do u even take the trouble to post that???? Y ?

Do u see humor in those words ??



I am pretty sure he was going for humor.

Art wrote:
Quote:
With dicks for heads, it's hard not to stare.

A
R
T


farmerman wrote:
Quote:
I thought it was kinda funny.


David then wrote:
Quote:
If so, I don 't get the joke.
I don't see the point of it.


Its not really my kind of joke (kind of a prude), but to a lot of people, it probably was funny. I don't think it was meant to have a point. A lot of jokes are just funny without a point.

David wrote:
Quote:
Farmer, to be charitable, the most that can be
said of your purported examples of humor, is that thay are
very mildly comedic, such as to evoke a gentle smile
from one who hears them, as distinct from intensely funny jokes.


Oh, please, tell us an intensely funny joke that will have laughing out of couches and holding our bellies with tears streaming down our eyes. I can't wait.

Quote:
AS Eisenhower once quipped

"The left wing will defame the right and the right wing will demonize the left,
Meanwhile, the bird in the middle will be dying"


In the meanwhile I am content with a funny quip which is all too true.

revelette
 
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Reply Mon 20 Dec, 2010 10:57 am
http://www.cagle.com/news/ChristmasObama10/images/templatechristmas.jpg

Do you think Obama has become the bird in the middle?

Back on the war on christmas.

http://www.cagle.com/news/ChristmasNativity10/images/bagley.jpg
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djjd62
 
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Reply Mon 20 Dec, 2010 11:14 am
@ehBeth,
ehBeth wrote:

OmSigDAVID wrote:
Christmas

do you pronounce the 't' in this word?


i do, but to confuse people i put the "t" at the end, chrismast
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Finn dAbuzz
 
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Reply Mon 20 Dec, 2010 11:22 am
@farmerman,
It's amazing how many on the left and the right claim to be the bird in the middle.
 

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