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Where's my dick?

 
 
Reply Thu 13 Nov, 2008 09:21 am
Lots of gun nuts have been heard saying that as they purchase more and more guns to compensate for bbeing dickless.
 
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farmerman
 
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Reply Thu 13 Nov, 2008 09:50 am
Besides being fixated on guns, Ceej and Waterbaby are just totally focused on our privates, ( thats a little gay Id say).



squinney
 
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Reply Thu 13 Nov, 2008 09:53 am
@farmerman,
Not that there's anything wrong with that... Better they are looking at you guys...
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NickFun
 
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Reply Thu 13 Nov, 2008 11:10 am
Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
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H2O MAN
 
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Reply Thu 13 Nov, 2008 11:21 am
@Bi-Polar Bear,
Hey dickless, you have your facts reversed as usual.
It anti-gun liberals that have no balls and tiny dicks.
NickFun
 
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Reply Thu 13 Nov, 2008 11:28 am
@H2O MAN,
Hey H2O Man! Have you ever had a reason to shoot someone?
cjhsa
 
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Reply Thu 13 Nov, 2008 11:56 am
@NickFun,
I have. Glad I didn't have to.
NickFun
 
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Reply Thu 13 Nov, 2008 11:57 am
@cjhsa,
Allow me to rephrase. Have you ever shot anyone?
cjhsa
 
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Reply Thu 13 Nov, 2008 11:58 am
@NickFun,
I already answered that.
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Thu 13 Nov, 2008 12:08 pm
Just have squinney open the damn box already.

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H2O MAN
 
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Reply Thu 13 Nov, 2008 12:10 pm
@NickFun,
Sure, but I didn't pull the trigger.
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H2O MAN
 
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Reply Thu 13 Nov, 2008 12:12 pm
@cjhsa,
cjhsa wrote:

Just have squinney open the damn box already.

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RexRed
 
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Reply Thu 13 Nov, 2008 12:16 pm
Quote:
Allow me to rephrase. Have you ever shot anyone?


I killed an old lady in a motor vehicle once. She pulled out in front of me while I was driving with my mother in the passenger seat and two little children in the back seats.

I watched the old lady, she didn't even look once at all, she just gunned it across a busy intersection. I had no stop sign and I hit the brake as hard as I could.

She was very old and her husband had just died a month earlier. She apparently had no will to live.

My mother's head hit the windshield visor and her eyeglasses cut a chunk out of her forehead. When I asked if everyone was alright my mother looked over at me and blood was pouring down her face.

The kids in the back were thrown but only had the wind knocked out of them. I was fine, other than feeling sad for the old lady and my mom.

Her son tried to pin it on me to appease his own guild. Luckily there were about fifty witnesses who all reported that it was her fault.

Her son left her in a house in another state and simply disregarded his duty to her until this happened.

I felt for him too, such is the way of life and death.






cjhsa
 
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Reply Thu 13 Nov, 2008 12:24 pm
@RexRed,
I have seen people get killed. That's more than I wanted to see.
Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Thu 13 Nov, 2008 12:26 pm
@cjhsa,
In 1975 I shot and killed a man who tried to rob me. He had a gun on me. **** him.
cjhsa
 
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Reply Thu 13 Nov, 2008 12:27 pm
@Bi-Polar Bear,
Good for you bear.
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RexRed
 
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Reply Thu 13 Nov, 2008 12:29 pm
@Bi-Polar Bear,
Quote:
In 1975 I shot and killed a man who tried to rob me. He had a gun on me. **** him.


Really?

That is sad and unfortunate.
RexRed
 
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Reply Thu 13 Nov, 2008 12:37 pm
@farmerman,
Farmerman,

Do you remember "the crossroads" in Columbia ME. route one?

That is where the accident happened.
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Thu 13 Nov, 2008 12:46 pm
@RexRed,
sad but fortunate for me. He would have probably done me in...
 

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