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It's just a spider... BUT.... help! please.

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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Sat 25 Oct, 2008 02:19 am
@Izzie,
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Oh Stilly - that pic you posted...


Here, have the service free of charge!! I'll throw in a back-rub and a box of tissues (you'll need them, everybody else has).
Izzie
 
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Reply Sat 25 Oct, 2008 02:24 am
@Mr Stillwater,
Free of charge....

and no spiders

NOW YER TALKING!
Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Sat 25 Oct, 2008 02:45 am
@Izzie,
Quote:
Free of charge....


There will be a small fee for transport to the UK. But, after that everything is free.....
Izzie
 
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Reply Sat 25 Oct, 2008 02:53 am
@Mr Stillwater,
Can you do dusting too?



<reaches for feather boa...duster>
Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Sat 25 Oct, 2008 03:09 am
@Izzie,
Quote:
Can you do dusting too?


Ohhh baby. Dust? Gonna dust your broom.....
http://www.trenton.k12.nj.us/gregory/Barry2.jpg

Quote:
All my friends know the low rider
The low rider is a little higher

The low rider drives a little slower
Low rider, is a real goer

Hey

Low rider knows every street, yeah
Low rider, is the one to meet, yeah

Low rider don't use no gas now
The low rider don't drive too fast

Take a little trip, take a little trip
Take a little trip and see
Take a little trip, take a little trip
Take a little trip with me
Izzie
 
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Reply Sat 25 Oct, 2008 03:18 am
@Mr Stillwater,
How about lighting a fire?

<logs have got spiders on!>

<so laughing>
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 25 Oct, 2008 03:21 am
@Mr Stillwater,
Mr Stillwater wrote:


$19.95 for a spider-free house!! What a rip-off!! Ladies, for only $9.95 I will come around to you house, remove all spiders, make energetic love* to you to the music of Barry White AND cook breakfast the next day!!

*your experience may differ to that of other clients of Stillwater's-Love-Emporium . Side-effects may include nausea, vomiting, depression and colour-blindness.



What do you cook for breakfast?
Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Sat 25 Oct, 2008 03:25 am
@dlowan,
Quote:
What do you cook for breakfast?


Always the practical one, hey Deb?
Izzie
 
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Reply Sat 25 Oct, 2008 03:27 am
@dlowan,
HA.... hey Deb... you back from opal mining gal?
dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 25 Oct, 2008 03:27 am
@Mr Stillwater,
That's one of my attractions, yes.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 25 Oct, 2008 03:28 am
@Izzie,
Yes....but I was working, not mining opals...and I was a looooooooooooong way from Coober Pedy most of the time.
Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Sat 25 Oct, 2008 03:28 am
Ladies, ladies - no need to fight.

There's plenty of Stillwater to go round....
Izzie
 
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Reply Sat 25 Oct, 2008 03:32 am
@dlowan,
Hope you have a restful weekend! Gotta dash... my sis is here in 5 ,4, 3, 2....



hey Stilly - you have a fab weekend mate - later later
dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 25 Oct, 2008 03:35 am
@Mr Stillwater,
Mr Stillwater wrote:

Ladies, ladies - no need to fight.

There's plenty of Stillwater to go round....


You're just trying to make us think you're deep, aren't you?
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Sat 25 Oct, 2008 03:35 am
@Izzie,
Quote:
Gotta dash...


Just you and me Deb.





So, what are you wearing??
dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 25 Oct, 2008 03:36 am
@Mr Stillwater,
My little collar thingy.
Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Sat 25 Oct, 2008 03:38 am
@dlowan,
Oh, that gets me so hot.


<credit card details need to be supplied at this point>
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Sat 25 Oct, 2008 03:43 am
Very strange day today Deb. Spent it at my kid's primary school as they had a 'Multicultural Day'. Spent is the operative word, expensive - even subsidised my ex-wife!


I miss them a lot. And when you see all the other families that manage to 'hold it together' it kinda makes me a lot sad.




BTW - happy to be back here. Margo did a good thing. Really needed to have a chance to say some outrageous things to the world in general.. Take care Bun Huns..
dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 25 Oct, 2008 06:08 am
@Mr Stillwater,
Sorry it's been strange.

Sleep good.

Outrageous?


YOU?????
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Izzie
 
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Reply Sat 25 Oct, 2008 07:27 pm
@Mr Stillwater,
(((Hugs))) Stilly. Know the feeling mate..... BE OUTRAGEOUS... better than the worry lines and kicks "unfair" up the jacksey, Take mate. x
 

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