It's just a spider... BUT.... help! please.

@dagmaraka,

Don 't thay say: " the human race " ?

@OmSigDAVID,

"they" are often wrong or speak in metaphors. "they" probably want to emphasize that races should not matter, we are all human, but biologically speaking, humans are species.

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Here is one of several definitions from Dictionary.com:
" 8. a natural kind of living creature: the race of fishes. "

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@OmSigDAVID,

yep. like gold fish - a kind of fish, within fish species.

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@dagmaraka,

lol, u guys should see me , when bees perform aerial raids around me.

its utterly HILARIOUS, i was at the bus stop a few days ago, sittin there like wow that garbage can has a lot of flies, oh my GOD< those arent flies! right in front of the door of the bus there is a line, and im jerking around and making noises like im being startled, ahahh ACK ahh WHAAAA ahhh ACK...

i calm down and one flies in front of my face and i bursted out holyu fuckign ****...

this guy was like are you OK?

and i was like hell no man theres bees over here.a few times bees have flown close to my face and ive did the completely drop to the ground thing.

very funny.

i cant understand it. its very lame, i wish i didnt fear them.

BEES. the apocalypse in disguise.

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@dagmaraka,

...anyway, sorry for digression...the last of it, i promise. David, there's an interesting discussion on the relationship of species and race here if you;re interested: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20081006092253AAdPY0P

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@dagmaraka,

Thanx anyway, but I 'm kinda exhausted on that topic for now.

Kudos to u for finding that.
U r a skillful n resourceful researcher. I 'm impressed.

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@dagmaraka,

Have u considered an anti-spider gun ?

If so, make sure of your backstop,
so u don 't shoot the neighbors.

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@dagmaraka,

Seriously,
U might consider getting or making a large net,
like a big butterfly net, within a metal hoop, maybe with a 3 foot diameter.
I 've seen them used for cleaning swimming pools of fallen debris (leaves n bugs).
When the spider is hanging around in his web, u swing your net to surround
his web with him in it. Then dispose of the net as u c fit.

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Gawd, I can bearly stand to look at the pictures never mind try to envision catching one.

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@dagmaraka,

Yes we are a "species", but the term "race" refers to our common biological "root" (raiz). There are no races in the plural; we are a single race. We do seem to disaggregate our species into distinct alleged sub-species ("races"), but are best referred to as SOCIAL, rather than biological, categories, what one anthropologist (Chas Wagley?) called "social races". For the most part anthropology does not recognize any scientific value in the notion of "race". There are GENES, of course, but they do not naturally organize into distinct "races."

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@Joeblow,

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Gawd, I can bearly stand to look at the pictures
never mind try to envision catching one.

Maybe u coud do it blindfolded.

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@JLNobody,

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There are no races in the plural; we are a single race.

Is that BULL oney or BULLooney ? Politically correct stupidity.

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We do seem to disaggregate our species into distinct alleged sub-species ("races"),
but are best referred to as SOCIAL, rather than biological, categories,
what one anthropologist (Chas Wagley?) called "social races".
For the most part anthropology does not recognize any scientific
value in the notion of "race".

This does not make sense,
and runs against practical, observed reality.
It is not worthy of credence.

There is a difference, a consistent, predictable difference,
between a Chinaman and an Englishman,
regardless of whether the Chinaman is born in England.

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There are GENES, of course,
but they do not naturally organize into distinct "races."

Yeah, that 's Y so many Indians give birth to blond blue eyed Scandinavians.

David

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Here, there is a product to let you safely catch the insect and release it unharmed...

http://www.gadgetshop.com/media/gadgetshop/products/ProductGalleryImage3/233460.jpg

http://www.spidercatcher.net/

I suppose you could have them re-educated or something, but really a spider isn't gonna make significant changes..... without a rolled-up magazine.

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@Mr Stillwater,

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I suppose you could have them re-educated or something, but really a spider isn't gonna make significant changes..... without a rolled-up magazine.

True.

But mean.

But...I'd love one of those spider catchers.

Are they available in Oz????

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@dlowan,

Yes they are. Now I gotta look for the link that let me know about this.

Y'know, you and your mates rely TOO much on my 'helpful Librarian' default setting. One of these days Deb... BAMM.. straight to the Moon.

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Damn, Google images is full of pics of babies from another thread... could take a while...

http://www.photographybyjulie.com.au/page8/files/Babies

Needs nappy change, don't ask - Daddy radar...

http://www.gizmodo.com.au/images/2008/03/Baby.jpg

Way cute... this is why we don't feed them to passing jaguars when we come home from hospital..

http://blog.rabbitnetwork.org/wp-content/uploads/2006/05/Babies.JPG

Christ!!! What are those mutant ******* things?? Call in the exterminator before they take over the suburb...

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@Mr Stillwater,

Like here

http://www.latestbuy.com.au/spider_catcher_gizmo.html

dear?

Confused

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@Mr Stillwater,

Hey Hey....

Been big and brave of late... that is... spider seems to have ....errrrm disappeared for a while... mmmmm! <crap myself each time going into garage not knowing where it is!>

Wouldn't that contraption let the little blighter run around still.... ugh! Couldn't take the risk...ack ack ack. The contraptions I've got catch them and you can then put them out.

http://www.betterware.co.uk/images/default/en/catalogue/medium/034589.jpg

Oh Stilly - that pic you posted... at my school the kids had the Guiness Book of Records on the desk... that pic is in the front. The kids have 3D glasses (little darlings). Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeshhh..... 3d glasses work - that mama was disgusting!

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http://media.arstechnica.com/journals/apple.media/baby_ipod_2.jpg

That's right. Deafen them early..... fucken metal heads, should spay the lot of em...

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Do you cower in a corner when a creepy-crawly sneaks into your home?

There are many degrees in the arachnophobic spectrum " ranging from the casual Eww, look, a spider - to psychotic screaming, shivering and rocking in the corner until the SWAT team arrives.

The For Real Spider Catcher is the eco-answer to the eight-legged issue " making the whole catch and release process a lot less hairy and a lot less messy for that matter (for those of you who are known to prefer the bottom of the shoe method).

It allows you to quickly and gently trap the spider from a safe distance (65 cm) " it also means you can reach under furniture and up to ceilings without balancing precariously. You simply press the trigger on the easy grip handle to spread the bristles, place it over the insect, release, and you've got him! Even if it's making a break for it, you can still catch the little sucker (harmlessly and hands free) and release him back into the wild where he should be.

And of course, it's not just effective on spiders " it works on the insect world in general " allowing you to remove moths, wasps, bees, beetles and other creepy crawlies without ever having to get too close.

At such an Incy Wincy price, the Spider Catcher is the greatest gift you could ever give an arachnophobe - after all, it sure beats rocking in the corner all night.

http://remogeneralstore.com/pages/item.cfm?PLU=1276&theme=3

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