Help for an A2K friend... well, advice, really...

@ossobuco,

ossobuco wrote:

your tags are funny?
Whatever. Thanks for the clue.

I was speaking about an anon A2K friend and put Shewolfnm's name in the tag line so ... not so anonymous Smile

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@Rockhead,

Rockhead wrote:

When one invites Gus, Kicky, Slappy, et al, how flippin' serious can it be?

(then there's me...)

I've seen all three of them offer good natured advice, on sensitive threads, and with a good lightening sense of humor to boot. I've also known at least one woman who was seriously self conscious about a size differential on her chest. When I read something that sounds like someone is having emotional issues, my inclination isn't to laugh... and I find the idea of pretending such an issue exists, just to make a joke of it, offensive. Probably because it is, indeed, asinine.

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@Mame,

Has she had a mammogram already? Sometimes the asymmetry could be
a cyst.

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@OCCOM BILL,

OCCOM BILL wrote:

Rockhead wrote:

When one invites Gus, Kicky, Slappy, et al, how flippin' serious can it be?

(then there's me...)
I've seen all three of them offer good natured advice, on sensitive threads, and with a good lightening sense of humor to boot. I've also known at least one woman who was seriously self conscious about a size differential on her chest. When I read something that sounds like someone is having emotional issues, my inclination isn't to laugh... and I find the idea of pretending such an issue exists, just to make a joke of it, offensive. Probably because it is, indeed, asinine.

Hey, you! Get out of this thread! Silly people only, please, and osso, of course. Although she can be silly when she wants to.

I don't care if you have friends with uneven boobs... you're a boob to take it so seriously. If you can't tell it's a joke, stay out and take your condescending attitude with you. There is so much serious **** on here right now and not enough inanity.

This is an inanity thread - WARNING!

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@Butrflynet,

I couldn't see any asymmetry in that "porn", Butrflynet, but I do appreciate that contraption, although I wonder if suction would work. And Yes, that lady was definitely lopsided and I haven't seen the boobs in question... maybe she'll show up later to confirm.

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@ossobuco,

ossobuco wrote:

I no longer mind party hats, though it took me a while, well, decades, and now I think party hat fear is silly, which also took me awhile, and to which I might succumb on some formal occasion, as appropriate to my age and grace. Luckily, I have few formal occasions on my calendar.

I never notice them until I notice them. They have these nipple flowers that you can stick on over them - now I know what to get you and Di for Christmas - thank you!

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@Mame,

I have no objection to inanity threads. Have fun. But in the future it wouldn't kill you to throw your excellent disclaimer:

Mame wrote:

This is an inanity thread - WARNING!

…in the opening post; so you don't waste the time of people who do actually give a ****… or risk adding to the discomfort of people who may actually be suffering esteem issues that coincide with your joke.

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@OCCOM BILL,

Bill, please have a beer on me.

(just tell 'em ta Bill me...)

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@Rockhead,

Not a bad idea, really. Drinks all around... on Rock.

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@Mame,

All right. Carry on, nurse.

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Oh heavens, my party hats just disappeared.

Sorry, Obill, I thought it was obvious that this was going to be a fun thread. I think, though, that you might be overreacting because you have a much different perspective because of your friend. I can understand, but I hope you will try to see the humor where there is no intention of making anyone uncomfortable.

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@Mame,

You can get us some of those woven thingies from the place in Old Town. If you include ice cream from a couple of blocks away.

Meantime, I think distorted boobs can be serious and I'm sorry this thread won't be some kind of link to that. When it's serious, it ain't funny.

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@Diane,

Does she have babies and did she breast feed? I am definitely more assymetrical now than I was before I had three babes on the tits. One is decidedly bigger

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@Butrflynet,

Hey, butrflynet, love the pic of the two greatest boobs in USA history.

Inspirational.

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@Rockhead,

Rockhead wrote:

Bill, please have a beer on me.

(just tell 'em ta Bill me...)

Duck walks into a drug store and says "I need some chapstick. Just put it on my bill"

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@Butrflynet,

Butrflynet wrote:

Talk about a really large hicky!

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@Mame,

Mame wrote:

There is so much serious **** on here right now and not enough inanity.

Yeah, I know, I know. I haven't posted many stories lately. Sorry. Wink

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I say as long as the taste isn't adversely effected.... no big deal.

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@Reyn,

Reyn wrote:

Mame wrote:
There is so much serious **** on here right now and not enough inanity.

Yeah, I know, I know. I haven't posted many stories lately. Sorry.

Yeah, just so's you know, it's all your fault.

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@mismi,

mismi wrote:

Does she have babies and did she breast feed? I am definitely more assymetrical now than I was before I had three babes on the tits. One is decidedly bigger

Sure hope that doesn't bother you none... it shouldn't. I just thought I'd give you a heads up that this thread isn't real. I was fooled too... but Mame (and apparently everyone but you me and Osso) thought this would be funny. Sorry.

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