Help for an A2K friend... well, advice, really...

Eat more meat...

I would suggest that she get herself a few good bras. A little tightening of a strap, or an addition of some "filler", can solve her problem nicely.

THAT'S what I was remembering!!! You said that once about.... er.... 4 years ago and I've never forgotten it.

If the breast is recently distorted, she should see an md. If not, you're all probably right.

I feel like a fool among the titterers. Was this a humor thread?

You said titterer.

Like "A nervous titter ran through the crowd."?

Sorry, Osso. Sometimes I just can't stop myself.

Yeah, but I didn't say ******* titterers... since I can't tell re the original post if it is a funnin thread or not, seems it might be. But I remember this as a possible problem, however slightly I do the remembering.
b/c can move stuff around, I think.

's' ok, roger, she says, her posts in tatters.

Good for you, osso, giving our Rog tit for tat. And yes, we needed this silliness right about now.

Good thing too..

but how serious was your a2k friend? I don't want to explore re privacy..
I think I get you treat it lightly, but does she, is it recent?

Osso, look at the tag line

your tags are funny?
Whatever. Thanks for the clue.

Ah, but it was tittilating...

My boobs are a little different. I just had to check since I've had them for so long that I don't notice anymore... unless I'm feeling masochistic. But anyway, nobody ever complained about my one ordinary boob and my other, slightly less than ordinary boob. Dys even likes for me to go braless. He says he doesn't care about the effects of gravity. One of many reasons I love the guy.

On the other hand--no tittering please! My cousin works in a bank as the manager of tellers. The young girls who work for her, say that when their nipples are erect, they are called "party hats." I'm from that gereration that is uncomfortable with their party hats showing, and mine are ready to party all the time. (BTW, I wouldn't be saying any of this if I wasn't a sixty five year old broad.) There are times when I can't leave that generational inhibition behind and I do wear a bra.

"No nipples allowed, my dear. It just wouldn't be proper".....gah!

I'm with you, Osso. I took it as an honest request for help as well, and think it a little asinine that if it's a joke it wasn't made clearer.

When one invites Gus, Kicky, Slappy, et al, how flippin' serious can it be?

(then there's me...)

I no longer mind party hats, though it took me a while, well, decades, and now I think party hat fear is silly, which also took me awhile, and to which I might succumb on some formal occasion, as appropriate to my age and grace. Luckily, I have few formal occasions on my calendar.

Right, but we don't know about X, who might have had some level of seriousness. Or not.

Look at this poor thing, she's almost flat on one side and the nipple appears to be several inches above the other. And look at her shoulders! She's definitely malformed! Is your friend's problem this severe?






And just to show that there are asymetrical boobs in politics too, I offer this bit of porn:



Obviously, your friend is in dire need of change. Has she considered a suction treatment to equalize the matter?

Rockhead's Gadgets and Gizmos is currently having their annual sale on such devices. Here's a sample of one of them. Catalogs available upon request.