Ah, but it was tittilating...
My boobs are a little different. I just had to check since I've had them for so long that I don't notice anymore... unless I'm feeling masochistic. But anyway, nobody ever complained about my one ordinary boob and my other, slightly less than ordinary boob. Dys even likes for me to go braless. He says he doesn't care about the effects of gravity. One of many reasons I love the guy.
On the other hand--no tittering please! My cousin works in a bank as the manager of tellers. The young girls who work for her, say that when their nipples are erect, they are called "party hats." I'm from that gereration that is uncomfortable with their party hats showing, and mine are ready to party all the time. (BTW, I wouldn't be saying any of this if I wasn't a sixty five year old broad.) There are times when I can't leave that generational inhibition behind and I do wear a bra.
"No nipples allowed, my dear. It just wouldn't be proper".....gah!