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And the Emmy for Longest Time Away from A2K goes...

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patiodog
 
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Reply Wed 22 Oct, 2008 06:25 am
@margo,
Damn it, there doesn't seem to be any pub quiz in my town. Used to go a bit back in Seattle with a group of fellow over-educated/under-employed slackers like myself and win a little more often than we should have, then get drunker than we should have on the winnings and be forced to nap at work the next morning.

Goddamn these vapid farm kids and their hair gel...
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Wed 22 Oct, 2008 07:00 pm
@margo,
Quote:
Well, I'm off to the pub - for trivia, of course. I wouldn't dream of imbibing when you can't!


Bar was closed! Do not mock my pain!


Actually, I had a good time. I was expecting some real 'cringe' moments, but the whole thing was very well organised and performed. I sat as close as I could to where my daughter was located and she spent most of the perfomance waving to me! The only bad part? Standing outside in the cold and the drizzle watching the music teachers having a nice glass of champagne inside!
patiodog
 
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Reply Wed 22 Oct, 2008 07:39 pm
@Mr Stillwater,
You know, Mick Dundee would have marched right in and taken his own magnum...
Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Thu 23 Oct, 2008 02:22 am
@patiodog,
Quote:
Re: Mr Stillwater (Post 3447679)
You know, Mick Dundee would have marched right in and taken his own magnum...


A Magnum!! These are Primary School* teachers!! The lot of them together wouldn't be able to afford a magnum of champagne, let alone have the wherewithall to know what to do with it!

Let them sip their sparkling 'bodega' and dream their primary school teacher dreams of the good life they could enjoy if they were rough, bold folk like us a A2K. ****. P-dog, let's get way pissed and get tattoos... BIG ONES.. with BIG words like "The only good Wabbit is a DEAD Wabbit" and skulls and dripping blood and nekkid ladies and stuff!!!


*Earliest years at school - not sure of the US equivalent
patiodog
 
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Reply Thu 23 Oct, 2008 05:51 am
@Mr Stillwater,
Can I get naked skulls and dripping ladies?
dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 23 Oct, 2008 03:13 pm
@patiodog,
patiodog wrote:

Can I get naked skulls and dripping ladies?


No. Bad dog.
patiodog
 
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Reply Thu 23 Oct, 2008 04:56 pm
@dlowan,
OK, fine, just leave out the skull then. I'll settle for the moist tarts.
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Thu 23 Oct, 2008 05:46 pm
@patiodog,
Quote:
Re: Mr Stillwater (Post 3447951)
Can I get naked skulls and dripping ladies?


Yeah, why not! One 'moistened bint' for my friend here, the whole ball of wax - I'll have the 'strange women lying on their backs in ponds handing out swords'... and let'see...
http://www.schmollo.de/wp-content/dead_rabbit.jpg
This image on my left bicep and this inscription on the right
'Mortuus Lepus Bonus Lepus'
patiodog
 
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Reply Thu 23 Oct, 2008 06:00 pm
@Mr Stillwater,
Bonus lepus, bonus lepus........




Isn't the punchline, "keep the tip"?
Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Thu 23 Oct, 2008 06:03 pm
@patiodog,
Quote:
Re: Mr Stillwater (Post 3448724)


Nasty dog! Very poor taste.Wink
patiodog
 
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Reply Thu 23 Oct, 2008 06:13 pm
@Mr Stillwater,
Well, an acquired taste, let's just say.
Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Sat 25 Oct, 2008 02:25 am
@patiodog,
Quote:
Re: Mr Stillwater (Post 3448736)
Well, an acquired taste, let's just say.


Like the artistic stylings of Oliver Reed?

patiodog
 
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Reply Sat 25 Oct, 2008 08:35 am
@Mr Stillwater,
I'm starting to think you have an unhealthy obsession with Mr. Reed. Is it the chiseled chin? The barrel chest? The lush facial hair?

Or perhaps you are Oliver Reed, trying desperately to resurrect your fading name, to establish some notion of legacy in a world that has moved on without acclaim for or even memory of your dubious accomplishments...
Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Mon 27 Oct, 2008 07:46 pm
@patiodog,
Quote:
lush


That's the operative word. A rare role model for.... the sobriety-challenged.

Never trust a man who doesn't drink (1965)

Quote:
Oliver Reed was once clocked in at drinking 126 pints of lager in a 24 hour period in the same pub.
patiodog
 
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Reply Mon 27 Oct, 2008 07:57 pm
@Mr Stillwater,
That'd be expensive.
Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Tue 28 Oct, 2008 02:28 am
@patiodog,
Quote:
That'd be expensive.


The booze? No.

Putting the publican in hospital and trashing the entire establishment. Yes.
margo
 
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Reply Tue 28 Oct, 2008 02:34 am
@Mr Stillwater,
Quote:
Oliver Reed was once clocked in at drinking 126 pints of lager in a 24 hour period in the same pub.


I'd never get out of the loo!
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patiodog
 
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Reply Tue 28 Oct, 2008 06:06 am
@Mr Stillwater,
126 pints of lager? $500.

Losing your shirt in the loo? $36.

Putting the publican in hospital and trashing the entire establishment? Priceless.

For entertainment and inspiration, there's Oliver Reed. For everyone else, there's MasterCard.
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Wed 29 Oct, 2008 11:06 pm
Assuming he didn't stop to sleep (but ate some sort of food) that translates to around 5 pints an hour or a pint EVERY 12 minutes (5 x 24 = 120). That is a big intake of alcohol, even for someone who is used to putting it away.
patiodog
 
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Reply Thu 30 Oct, 2008 05:27 am
@Mr Stillwater,
Indeed. But as he's your hero, I didnae want to question the legend.
 

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