You dare waid me in my wesidence? I've had enough of this wowdy webel sniggewing behaviour. You will find yourself in gladiator school vewy quickly with wotten behaviour like that...
Heap your slurs and innuendoes upon my grey head. But when your impugne the evolvability (or lack there of) of mine own neice - this is too far!
Actually, she's a little monster. She's 8 and runs the lives of my sister and brother-in-law for them. For reasons that are absolutely not understood, I have the nickname 'Uncle Whisky'. My children have not yet stopped laughing over that one. Heap on the insults! I am immune.
Re: Mr Stillwater (Post 3427887)
Given my very low opinion of Homo sapiens, I am not at all convinced that I intended my comment as an insult.
So you call me 'human' now as well!! Outrage! Sir, we meet on the field of honour! Outside! We could do some cooking too. I hear that food prepared this way is 54% better!