@JPB,
Thank you JP. Simple explanations are "class".
I don't know if you saw that Russian soldier who was driving a military truck in Georgia. A journalist stuck a microphone in his cab and asked him where he was going and he said "I just drive--drive and drive." He waved his hand towards the road ahead. I was socialised to be like that. The officers know where they are and where they are going. Some of them I mean.
That's me. I just type--type and type. I have nurses and guides for everything else and they all took one look at this and said "shove it." It's the same in the pub. We just drink and talk--drink and talk and drink and talk. Our landlord and his fragrant staff do the rest.
I don't like change much. It is something which is done to us by those who do.
We might be stupid but we are the salt of the earth.
I have a theory that the perfect penis length is the average on the grounds that evolution had decided the issue and anything outside the usual range is a mutation and thus imperfect by scientific definition.
When I was "just hatched" in the military we were lined up and the NCO shouted ( he couldn't talk normally), "One step forward anybody who can play a musical instrument." Half a dozen proudly stepped forward ( I had been warned by an uncle) and he marched them off to the cookhouse to peel the potatoes for 2,000 men's (boys really) dinner. After that first day he found his peelers by other methods.
Thanks again JP.