Blonde joke

A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were
training to become detectives.
To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he
shows the first
blonde a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it.
"This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The first blonde answers, "That's easy, we'll catch
him fast because he only has one eye!"
The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's because the
picture shows
his profile." Slightly flustered by this
ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds
at the second blonde and asks her, "This is your
suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The second blonde giggles, flips her hair and says,
"Ha! He'd be
too easy to catch because he only has one ear!"
The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter
with you two?!?
Of course only one eye and one ear are SHOWING
because it's a picture of his profile!! Is that the
best answer you can come up with?
Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the
picture to the
third blonde and in a very testy voice asks, "This
is your suspect, how would you recognize him?" He
quickly adds" . . . think hard before giving me
tupid answer."
The blonde looks at the picture intently for a
moment and says,
"Hmmmm . the suspect wears contact lenses."
The policeman is surprised and speechless because
he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears
contacts or not. Well, that's an
interesting answer ... wait here for a few minutes
while I check his file and I'll get back to you on
that." He leaves the room and goes to his office,
checks the suspect's file in his computer, and comes
back with a beaming smile on his face. "Wow! I
can't believe it...it's TRUE! The suspect does in fact
wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able
to m! ake such an astute observation?"
That's easy," the blonde replied. "He can't wear
regular glasses
because he only has one eye and one ear."