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Blonde joke

 
 
kev
 
Reply Sun 14 Sep, 2003 10:15 am
A dizzy blonde calls her boyfriend and says,
Please come over here and help me, I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started.?
Her boyfriend asks, What is it supposed to be when it's
finished??
The girl says, According to the picture on the box, it's a
tiger.?
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She
lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzles spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box,
then turns to her and says, First of all, no matter what we do, we're not
going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger.
Second, I'd advise you to relax. Let's have a cup of coffee,
then put all these Frosties back in the box.
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Rose
 
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Reply Wed 17 Sep, 2003 10:13 am
A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were
training to become detectives.
To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he
shows the first
blonde a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it.
"This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The first blonde answers, "That's easy, we'll catch
him fast because he only has one eye!"
The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's because the
picture shows
his profile." Slightly flustered by this
ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds
at the second blonde and asks her, "This is your
suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The second blonde giggles, flips her hair and says,
"Ha! He'd be
too easy to catch because he only has one ear!"
The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter
with you two?!?
Of course only one eye and one ear are SHOWING
because it's a picture of his profile!! Is that the
best answer you can come up with?
Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the
picture to the
third blonde and in a very testy voice asks, "This
is your suspect, how would you recognize him?" He
quickly adds" . . . think hard before giving me
tupid answer."
The blonde looks at the picture intently for a
moment and says,
"Hmmmm . the suspect wears contact lenses."
The policeman is surprised and speechless because
he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears
contacts or not. Well, that's an
interesting answer ... wait here for a few minutes
while I check his file and I'll get back to you on
that." He leaves the room and goes to his office,
checks the suspect's file in his computer, and comes
back with a beaming smile on his face. "Wow! I
can't believe it...it's TRUE! The suspect does in fact
wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able
to m! ake such an astute observation?"
That's easy," the blonde replied. "He can't wear
regular glasses
because he only has one eye and one ear."
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