Smokingunne, this was posted in the Jokes forum, but I thought I'd copy it here...just for you.
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Four brewery company Presidents meet after work.
The President of Budweiser says, "Give me the King of Beers. I'll have a Budweiser."
The President of Miller Brewing says, "I want something that tastes great, but less filling. I'll have a Miller Lite."
The Coors President says, "I want a beer made from pure Rocky Mountain Spring water. Make mine a Coors."
The Guinness President says, "I'll have a Coke, please."
The other Presidents look at him in surprise. "A Coke? A Coke? Why are you ordering a Coke?"
"Well," said the Guinness President. "I figured if you other three guys weren't going to order BEER, I wouldn't either."