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Did you have sex today? With who or what?

 
 
mikey
 
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Reply Sat 13 Sep, 2003 09:09 pm
yer really pushing the envelope here gezzy,,,,
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mikey
 
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Reply Sat 13 Sep, 2003 09:10 pm
i guess keeping secrets is a thing of the past lol
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Montana
 
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Reply Sat 13 Sep, 2003 09:12 pm
Hey, I didn't give any details did I? Your secret is safe with me ;-)
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littlek
 
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Reply Sat 13 Sep, 2003 09:12 pm
oooohoooo! Secrets?
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Montana
 
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Reply Sat 13 Sep, 2003 09:14 pm
Oh, um, I've got to PM you Littlek. Just remember something I have to tell you ;-)
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littlek
 
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Reply Sat 13 Sep, 2003 09:15 pm
I dunno if I want to get involved here....
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Montana
 
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Reply Sat 13 Sep, 2003 09:17 pm
LOL, I'm only kidding. Secrets are always safe with me. My lips are sealed.
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littlek
 
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Reply Sat 13 Sep, 2003 09:24 pm
another thing not to say on a sex thread......
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Montana
 
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Reply Sat 13 Sep, 2003 09:26 pm
hahaha! I just keep walking right into things in here.
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mikey
 
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Reply Sat 13 Sep, 2003 09:30 pm
ok, i confess,,,,

was two yrs ago, feb i think, got home late, wind howling, freezing cold and the woodstove was out. so i stoked it up, got it roaring red hot pink, had a few then headed for the shower.

as per usual i came out of the bathroom in only a towel around my waist and proceeded to back my arse up to the woodstove for a bit of heat....

i got a bit to mellow, the towel fell, i leaned back in a warmed lazy daze, the towel fell i leaned back into the heat and i got my arse burned, quickley turned around and we had a full weiner roast.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 13 Sep, 2003 09:32 pm
Owie! You guys SOOOOOOOO diddn't oughta keep that thing out there...
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mikey
 
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Reply Sat 13 Sep, 2003 09:34 pm
didn't or did?
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Montana
 
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Reply Sat 13 Sep, 2003 09:34 pm
Anyone for some roasted weiner and hot cross buns? hahahaha. Mikey told me this story right after it happened and I'm still laughing about it.
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mikey
 
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Reply Sat 13 Sep, 2003 09:36 pm
hurt at the time,,,,big time,

a roasted weiner is nothing to brag about,,,
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Montana
 
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Reply Sat 13 Sep, 2003 09:39 pm
Atleast you can laugh about it now though ;-)
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Tyrius
 
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Reply Sat 13 Sep, 2003 10:09 pm
Sofia wrote:
Tyrius--
Please don't try to act like you are a virgin.

I can't believe anyone has had bad sex. You should train those untalented puppies on the spot!

I am 42, and have only experienced non-orgasmic sex two times. Partner had to stop due to health concerns... We thought he was having a heart attack.

Not kidding. People! Demand orgasm!!!! WTF!!!!


im thurrteen Smile
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Montana
 
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Reply Sat 13 Sep, 2003 10:11 pm
Oh Sofia, you're in biiiiigggg trouble!!!!
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sun 14 Sep, 2003 12:44 am
Who the hell let that kid in here? To your room, Tyrius.... NOW!
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Montana
 
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Reply Sun 14 Sep, 2003 12:57 am
LOL!
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safecracker
 
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Reply Sun 14 Sep, 2003 01:00 am
lol exactly your 13....lol virgin.....what seriously its a good thing to wait but i didnt take my own advice lol
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