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Did you have sex today? With who or what?

 
 
Montana
 
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Reply Sun 14 Sep, 2003 01:03 am
Hell, I thought I was bad :-D I feel all better now. Thanks safecracker ;-)
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patiodog
 
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Reply Sun 14 Sep, 2003 08:15 am
What, no inanimate objects in the poll?

Oh, wait, there it is -- I see it now: spouse.
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littlek
 
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Reply Sun 14 Sep, 2003 08:36 am
Ouch!

Ouch to everyone. Mikey for roasting his weiner, Sofia for roasting her reputation (not really...eh...), and for Pdog for roasting well, hmmm, he did say spouse, not girlfriend.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Sun 14 Sep, 2003 11:16 am
Yes. Jokes posted here do not necessarily reflect reality, wherever that might be.
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Sofia
 
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Reply Sun 14 Sep, 2003 11:31 am
Tyrius!!

You were fourteen only a week ago!!!! You know thirteen is the unlucky number at A2K! We may have to put you back in the oven until your next birthday. I am a bad influence!!! I could ruin your sensibilities! God knows I've done it to people much older than you, chronologically speaking.
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roger
 
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Reply Sun 14 Sep, 2003 01:53 pm
"chronologically speaking." Eeeew! That's a low blow to somebody.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 14 Sep, 2003 02:54 pm
Sure was.
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Sun 14 Sep, 2003 04:38 pm
street meat is taking on a whole new coloration
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Sofia
 
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Reply Mon 15 Sep, 2003 12:02 am
Tyrius--
Just to clarify, sweetie. It wasn't a low blow to you. No matter how old you are, you've been fun. Very Happy
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SealPoet
 
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Reply Mon 15 Sep, 2003 04:25 am
s'anyway... back to what BpB said...

Bad sex sucks big time. Big time being it sucks for years!

There, I said it.

'k, I'd love to discuss this w/ you offline, but I think Mrs. SealPoet would object...
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Mon 15 Sep, 2003 06:37 am
Judging from the responses to the poll so far, I would say there are a lot of "busy hands" here at A2K. Pee Wee Herman would be proud.
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Montana
 
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Reply Wed 17 Sep, 2003 03:44 am
Yes he would ;-)
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nimh
 
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Reply Fri 19 Sep, 2003 04:12 pm
Oh that is so sad!

(nimh only just found this Q)

You got a poll up there, and 23 out of 29 respondents had *no* sex with anyone else on the day!
well, 24 if you count the one with the animal <frowns>.

Well, i guess if we were out having good sex we wouldna be here, huh. <sighs>
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nimh
 
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Reply Fri 19 Sep, 2003 04:18 pm
littlek wrote:
The only time I can see that being the case is in a long-term relationship - what I call maintenance sex. Sometimes you just gotta have sex. It's not passionate, it's not deep, loving, just sex.


you have that outside long-term relationships, too. you know, if you get together with someone just cause you know you can, and you were both missing it, and itll be cool - and nothing more than that.

oh, and apart from that i should add some various <giggles> and <LOL> in reply to various other posts on page 1,2,3 of this thread.

<grins>
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Fri 19 Sep, 2003 04:32 pm
Montana on safari:

http://www.home.earthlink.net/~mauserlady/Pictures/Graphics/zebra.jpg
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Montana
 
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Reply Fri 19 Sep, 2003 04:35 pm
hahahaha!!!!!
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Debacle
 
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Reply Fri 19 Sep, 2003 04:41 pm
I wouldn't have believed it if I hadn't seen it in black & white. Laughing
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nimh
 
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Reply Fri 19 Sep, 2003 04:42 pm
CodeBorg wrote:
Now if they could add 50 mg of love and 100 mg of tenderness they might have something! I don't think pharmacueticals
would be able to provide the real chemistry.


Eh ... never saw a happy girl on E? <winks>

Heh ... that article CB linked is cool ... "I suggest allowing one's erotic imagination to run wild" and "Masturbation cannot be recommended too highly to your patients" - Doctor's advice! <grins>
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nimh
 
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Reply Fri 19 Sep, 2003 04:44 pm
that cartoon is pretty awful ... :rolls eyes:
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Montana
 
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Reply Fri 19 Sep, 2003 04:47 pm
I think it's hysterical, LOL!
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