Did you have sex today? With who or what?

Oh - sooooo sorry - I thought we were discussing DODO's - and the difficulties of handling them for ringing and cage cleaning and such - oh my, I am soooo embarrassed!

yeahright




PS Lilk-- If you can possibly follow the convo here, The Bunny is right, IMO. The secrecy is a big part of the fun.

The dodos have enjoyed the secrecy of their existence on my balcony lo these many decades!

They are silently aligned in her bedside table drawer.... :wink:

Yeeeee Haaaaaa!!!!!!

well here's an item I'll be adding to my bands merchandise table....kinda makes a tshirt look like a bugger....a gal will be able to take her favorite band MEMBER (no pun intended) home with her...

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interesting

very interesting

Listening to Sofia and Dlowan talk about the abuse they inflict upon the poor dodo, the relentless slamming upward, the twisting and spiraling, the birds muffled screams, and then, tragically for the bird, but apparently blissfully for the two heroines of our story, the whole thing reaches a shuddering climax of epic proportions.

When I think of this scenario, consider the bird, and then my Ratzenhofer equipment, there would never be an occasion where I could rise up and satisfy either of these insatiable gals -- they of the dodo frenzy. I feel shamefully inadequate and walk away from this thread with my head and other appendage hanging low.

Consider the subject. Envision the carnage.

ack. I guess i've also been a time or two too often in the kind of situation where secrecy was a necessity ... and the "fun" kinda seeps outa that in the end ... 'specially if it goes beyond 'not telling' into 'having to hide'.

well, all depends what scale the picture's in, dunnit gustav?

I imagine fear of an angry husband/bf possibly shoving a chubby extinct bird up your henous may be less fun than secrecy for secrecy's sake.

That is a fat bird.

gustav's hanging low.
tee hee

LOL!

Exactly <giggles>

On the balcony! What ever do the neighbors say?

They cannot really see the dear little birds, who are, after all, both flightless and innocent.

I take them stealthily over the road to the park at night - for exercise and greenery...

So... in keeping with the topic... do the Dodo's ever have sex with each other? Is this a breeding pair?

Do the eggs fry up well?

There are only twelve dodos still alive, all of them currently being used by Dlowan and Sofia's for sadistic pleasures. The birds haven't had the opportunity to breed because of the repeated abuse they're subjected to on a daily basis.

If Dlowan and Sofia would take just one day off... just one day, for god's sake! Perhaps then the poor bird would have a chance to procreate, to continue the lineage of the magnificent dodo. But if things continue the way they are, the birds will soon be literally worn out and cast into the shadows of time.

An afterthought: What really burns me about these two sadistic women is, after they finish using the dodo, they climb into the bubble bath and have the poor, exhausted dodo do their A2K work.

I'm telling you.... these are twisted women.

LMFAO! You deserve heaps of oral sex for being so damn funny, gus (and I don't mean from me, all you wiseasses )

give 'em a break...they're just feathering their nests.....

ok youse can add your own lists of people who clearly deserve oral sex over here

Earlier in the thread, someone mentioned me making the sweet love to animals.
I don't have sex with animals...that's sick.
Wait, maybe you could say a couple of those beer goggled one-nighters were with animals. "Pigs" might be a better way to describe it.

And I don't have sex. I make loooooooove. Once the roophies hit her hard enough, that is.

A: Last night. Haven't slupmed in a couple years, at least. Meanwhile, I have a couple friends who are on multiple year slumps. I don't know how they live.