My dodos remain untouched - by me - in the shocking manner ascribed to me by the likes of Gus and Sofia.
My dodos ARE breeding happily - sadly, the young are too stupid to live long.
My dodo's lightbulbs are, indeed, dim...
Well, they have evolved with decreasing brainage, because of all the throttling and smashing...
Now, they're just googly-eyed, dummards.
I don't see monogamous non married on your list. A person could have sex with freinds and not be monagamous. I think there is a distinction there.