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Did you have sex today? With who or what?

 
 
ehBeth
 
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Reply Sat 13 Sep, 2003 07:34 pm
dlowan's challenging blatham to some sort of love duet?

oh, a duel?

any interesting weapons?
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sat 13 Sep, 2003 07:37 pm
They will both be armed with the french ticklers of their choice. Let the battle begin.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 13 Sep, 2003 07:37 pm
I ain't challenging anyone to anything - I just said as I wasn't SKEERT of Blatham! Ratty's run off all amok like as a result.
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mikey
 
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Reply Sat 13 Sep, 2003 07:37 pm
yer welcome gus,,,
i'm trying to figure out who's next on my list, you know?
rainy sunday morning coming up and all.
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Sat 13 Sep, 2003 07:39 pm
Maybe someone with an umbrella?
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mikey
 
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Reply Sat 13 Sep, 2003 07:44 pm
that'd work,,,,no raincoat tho right?
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sat 13 Sep, 2003 07:45 pm
I'm amok! I'm amok! I'm going to shout it from the rooftops!
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Sat 13 Sep, 2003 07:47 pm
You're a mok!
You're a mok!

My, that is satisfying. Shocked




Raincoats optional, mikey. :wink:
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Eva
 
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Reply Sat 13 Sep, 2003 07:49 pm
Actually, I just reread the thread, and apparently gustav was accusing Montana of sleeping with blatham...AND his coworkers!

Like I said before, it's about time for me to get the he!! outta Dodge!
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sozobe
 
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Reply Sat 13 Sep, 2003 07:52 pm
You're a POPE, not a monk. Mok. Whatever.

(Can you be A pope, or do you have to be THE pope? Signed, clueless heathen child of a lapsed Jew and a lapsed Methodist.)
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 13 Sep, 2003 08:36 pm
if your surname is Pope you can be A Pope.

Speaking historically, I believe we may speak of someone who was A Pope.

Sometimes, there has been more than one.
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Montana
 
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Reply Sat 13 Sep, 2003 08:44 pm
I didn't know Blatham was a mounty. I wonder if he has a big horse.
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mikey
 
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Reply Sat 13 Sep, 2003 08:45 pm
no comment,,,,
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Sofia
 
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Reply Sat 13 Sep, 2003 08:49 pm
Tyrius--
Please don't try to act like you are a virgin.

I can't believe anyone has had bad sex. You should train those untalented puppies on the spot!

I am 42, and have only experienced non-orgasmic sex two times. Partner had to stop due to health concerns... We thought he was having a heart attack.

Not kidding. People! Demand orgasm!!!! WTF!!!!
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Montana
 
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Reply Sat 13 Sep, 2003 08:54 pm
Sofia
Yeah, that's what we gotta do. Actually I was one of the lucky ones that only experienced bad sex a few times, but if it ever happens again, I'm gonna start demanding. Think I'll get a whip, yeah, that's what I'm gonna do.
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mikey
 
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Reply Sat 13 Sep, 2003 09:01 pm
whips or no whips i got my day all figured out.
breakfast in bed with sissy spacek...(she was in love with me years ago)...

brunch with meg ryan, whipped cream, strawberries, champagne etc,,,,

and bruce will distract the new young wan so me and demi can have an early dinner in peace and quiet.
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Montana
 
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Reply Sat 13 Sep, 2003 09:02 pm
Wanna borrow my horse Mikey?
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littlek
 
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Reply Sat 13 Sep, 2003 09:02 pm
oh my, mikey, make sure you stretch in between.
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Montana
 
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Reply Sat 13 Sep, 2003 09:04 pm
And make sure you don't bump into the wood stove ;-)
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mikey
 
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Reply Sat 13 Sep, 2003 09:06 pm
i think i'm stretching it already K,,,,
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