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Did you have sex today? With who or what?

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jugbo
 
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Reply Sat 13 Sep, 2003 11:51 am
oh, it's my theory that most of the population actually AREN'T having sex. It's only a small part of the population that are doing 'it'. --- unfortunately they are also repopulating the planet -- and I think the gene pool is getting more shallow every generation. :wink:
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safecracker
 
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Reply Sat 13 Sep, 2003 01:59 pm
It's never a question of if i'm going to get some the question is how many times lol

I think my son and future children have a good gene pool...wife held a 4.0 in highschool was in the whos who in american schools book and is now taking marine biology.....I'm not even going to try to explain me....."jack of all trades on a never ending pursuit for knowledge"
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sat 13 Sep, 2003 02:43 pm
Montana wrote

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Welcome to A2K where some of us actually haven't gotten any for years


Ok, Montana, I think you have some explaining to do. No sex, you say? Well, why is it that when I happened to drive by your place on the way to the feed mill I noticed these guys coming out of your house.

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:bx27aSqBvaIC:www.prbm.com/images/tonsbks

Now I suppose you're going to tell us you were having an innocent tea party. C'mon girl, shape up! We're not as naive as you think we are.
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Tyrius
 
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Reply Sat 13 Sep, 2003 03:07 pm
OUCH MY VIRGIN EYES!!!!!
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Montana
 
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Reply Sat 13 Sep, 2003 03:15 pm
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
Montana wrote

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Welcome to A2K where some of us actually haven't gotten any for years


Ok, Montana, I think you have some explaining to do. No sex, you say? Well, why is it that when I happened to drive by your place on the way to the feed mill I noticed these guys coming out of your house.

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:bx27aSqBvaIC:www.prbm.com/images/tonsbks

Now I suppose you're going to tell us you were having an innocent tea party. C'mon girl, shape up! We're not as naive as you think we are.


For your information, all those men are cousins. Hell, I'll never find a man around here since I'm related to everyone for christ sake.
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safecracker
 
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Reply Sat 13 Sep, 2003 03:16 pm
wait wait wait isn't that slappy doo on the right?
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Montana
 
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Reply Sat 13 Sep, 2003 03:18 pm
No, it's my cousin, honest it is!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 13 Sep, 2003 04:22 pm
Mounties are called that for a very good reason - they truly love their horses....



(The devil made me say that!)
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Eva
 
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Reply Sat 13 Sep, 2003 04:37 pm
Blatham is gonna get you for that.
I'm gettin' outta here!
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sozobe
 
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Reply Sat 13 Sep, 2003 04:40 pm
Slappy is Montana's cousin! This explains a thing or two.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 13 Sep, 2003 04:44 pm
I ain't skeert o' Blatham!


What, precisely, does it explain, Sozobe?
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sozobe
 
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Reply Sat 13 Sep, 2003 04:51 pm
I'm terrified of blatham.

What does it explain, what does it explain... I'll think of something. (The fact that she's nice to him even when he says perfectly deplorable things?)
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 13 Sep, 2003 05:17 pm
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.....
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sat 13 Sep, 2003 07:15 pm
If Montana and Blatham were to engage in battle, who would emerge victorious? Personally, I think Montana would kick his ass. Just my opinion.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 13 Sep, 2003 07:20 pm
Why do you think that?

Why would they fight?
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sat 13 Sep, 2003 07:24 pm
I don't know. It just seems like things are heating up here. Hell, if they have no intention of fighting, then I might just leave.

Maybe I can stir things up though. I could drop subtle messages to Blatham that Montana has been saying things about him, questioning his allegiance to the Mounties, that sort of thing.

I think I'll give it a shot.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sat 13 Sep, 2003 07:27 pm
I just reread this thread and realized I had made a horrible error. It is Dlowan who is challenging Blatham to a fight, not Montana. I guess I'll have to change my strategy.
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mikey
 
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Reply Sat 13 Sep, 2003 07:27 pm
was goldie hawn today...

turned out not what i'd thought it was gonna be.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 13 Sep, 2003 07:28 pm
I'm a lover, not a fighter - as so many great hulking bikies say...
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sat 13 Sep, 2003 07:28 pm
Thanks for sharing that, mikey.
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