OK, so let 's assume that a kid does not like school
( is that like science fiction ? ... too far fetched ? ) & looks back with nostalgia
upon the halcyon tranquility of his earlier years of personal freedom.
However, NOW the truant officer drags him to school; ( in chains ?; do thay use chains ? )
He reads the above link,
or maybe sees the story, or some evolutionary variation thereof on TV.
He discovers that VACATIONS
loss of wages) r inflicted upon students
who smack other students' butts.
to apply this new found knowledge ??
( Hhhhhhhmmmm....how long a vacation for smacking Mrs. Stonebreaker's butt ?