Glad you liked them Linkat, I thought they were 'Out of this world' :wink:
Getting back to when I crossed the border illegally, I thought I had better explain what went one.
I had a good rummage around in the un-manned border crossing hut, but the papers were all written in Thai and I could hardly make a word out.
I did find a couple of porn magazines under the counter so to speak.
It made me laugh to think he might be one embarrassed guy jumping up shouting 'Halt who go's there' All at the wrong moment.
Anyhow I'm walking merrily along in Burma, minding my own business and looking for what might be around the next corner, Flobo shouts; "You'd better come back, there's a soldier coming and he he's got a gun."
I turned and started to walk back kind of nonchalantly, I actually thought I should start whistling or singing or something, but then he was there, stood at the side of Flobo, AK47 in his hand supported by a flashy leather shoulder strap.
I thought this will make a cracking photograph, but he didn't like me raising the camera and stuck his hand up in the air, bellowed something at me in Thai, which I thought might be prudent to interpret as;
"No photographs please, I'm camera shy."
So I put down the camera and he by now has raised the gun slightly, I acted smartish in getting back across the border into Thailand, offered him my hand, big smile, and asked him if this was the way to Bangkok.
Well he wasn't being taken in at all, obviously he didn't understand a word of English but at times like this there is universal knowledge when you simply walk up the hill ahead of him and know only too well he is taking you in.
I'm thinking this could be an ideal time to offer him a bribe, but when I turned around he wasn't very happy looking at all. I thought it best to keep my mouth shut for the time being.
He took me through a funny wooden gate and two more soldiers both carrying guns came out of a hut on the other side.
This was the gateway to the first hut and gate.
They were both extremely young looking and he spoke a few words to them and carried on his way, towards another bigger hut on the right.
I thought 'Christ they might torture me or something.'
The other soldiers were very young indeed and I was more than concerned at the size of the guns they were toting than anything else.
So I smiled at one of them in particular and said "Hey, you are Ronaldo."
He in turn gave a big smile back and said, "Ronaldo, Man United"
"Yes, Man United, you are Ronaldo"
This was great, I was making out to be kicking and heading an invisible ball about, and passing it to Ronaldo, they were laughing, I think they were actually getting ready to call for a yellow van for me.
I was happier by the minute.
We shook hands and they went to a table, both sat down, Ronaldo took off his floppy hat and commenced to thumb through the pages of a book. He didn't write anything in it or do anything, I carried on bulling them both up, took my camera out of my pocket and took their photograph.
Then I shook hands with them both, said 'Goodbye' and started to walk back towards the gate.
Caught something they shouted up the hill towards the hut where the first soldier had headed, about Farang.
I took the time to close the gate when I walked through it, Flobo was on the other side with her camera and I said, 'Get a shot of this quick.'
These are the two soldiers, note the guns, I did! :wink: