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Eva
 
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Reply Mon 26 Sep, 2005 09:43 pm
blueveinedthrobber wrote:
Eva wrote:
blueveinedthrobber wrote:
when your wife asks "Does this make my ass look fat" and without thinking you reply "no more than anything else".

( this has nothing to do with me and squinney)


Which wife was that one, BVT? Laughing

So help me God, I have NEVER asked a man that question.


that was laura, wife number 2... she was sooooo insecure. great tits though. Very Happy


I'm sure you've noticed that, most of the time, women who have great tits also have fat asses.
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jespah
 
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Reply Tue 27 Sep, 2005 06:52 am
When you go to put the leftovers away, you put them on the counter near the fridge, and then forget to actually open the fridge and put them in there, and not find them until the following morning. Has happened at Chez jes & RP more than once.
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Tue 27 Sep, 2005 07:17 am
...when the bathrooom floor starts lookin' mighty nice for a nap.

I am getting sick and am incredibally tired.....
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Tue 27 Sep, 2005 09:48 am
Bella Dea wrote:
...when the bathrooom floor starts lookin' mighty nice for a nap.

I am getting sick and am incredibally tired.....


Seriously? Are you OK, BD?
Go back to bed and S-L-E-E-P.

I could give you a good rub down if you want.
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Tue 27 Sep, 2005 09:48 am
I'm ok. Just that lovely cold that's going around.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Tue 27 Sep, 2005 10:41 am
One squeezed lemon, half a pint of Whisky, two spoons of honey and a tiny drop of boiling water.

Works for me.

Get well soon, BD.
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Tue 27 Sep, 2005 10:51 am
Eva wrote:
blueveinedthrobber wrote:
Eva wrote:
blueveinedthrobber wrote:
when your wife asks "Does this make my ass look fat" and without thinking you reply "no more than anything else".

( this has nothing to do with me and squinney)


Which wife was that one, BVT? Laughing

So help me God, I have NEVER asked a man that question.


that was laura, wife number 2... she was sooooo insecure. great tits though. Very Happy


I'm sure you've noticed that, most of the time, women who have great tits also have fat asses.


actually Laura was only 19 when we married and had big hooters AND a great ass (at the time that was my only judgement criteria) but now, some almost thirty years later, I'm sure it's spread out nicely. Laughing
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littlek
 
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Reply Tue 27 Sep, 2005 06:03 pm
Last night I wrote a totally unintelligible email to ehBeth and The Ginril. I laughed out loud, repeatedly, after viewing their emaisl pointing out that my text was gibberish. I totally misread Husker Jr's post re his father. I was just not with it.
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Tue 27 Sep, 2005 06:53 pm
what?

Cool
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littlek
 
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Reply Tue 27 Sep, 2005 06:59 pm
eh, Beth, you know what I'm talking about.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Tue 27 Sep, 2005 07:22 pm
you know your tired when you change your baby..

and put the dirty diaper backon..
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littlek
 
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Reply Tue 27 Sep, 2005 07:22 pm
ooooohhhhhh, shewolf, really?
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Tue 27 Sep, 2005 07:28 pm
oohhh yeah..

poor bean.

>snicker<
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Tue 27 Sep, 2005 07:30 pm
that is some way to toilet train Shocked
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littlek
 
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Reply Tue 27 Sep, 2005 07:31 pm
Did lil bean get a bath?
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Tue 27 Sep, 2005 07:38 pm
yeah. she is running around in her jammies with her daddy in her room now..
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littlek
 
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Reply Tue 27 Sep, 2005 07:38 pm
Ya know, I think I've done that. The dirty diaper thing.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Tue 27 Sep, 2005 07:39 pm
it isnt uncommon.
my mom told me stories of doing that with poopy diapers with me... Confused
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littlek
 
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Reply Tue 27 Sep, 2005 07:42 pm
Ok, so this is my offending text from last night's hazy emailing. Believe it or not, I was writing about my dog.

" When I go to the cape for the weekend, but usually recovers sometime tuesday evening. "
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Tue 27 Sep, 2005 07:43 pm
24 hours later, it's still cracking me up
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