Anyone who gives the kicking team one point for missing a field goal has no room to talk. Three downs, a 110 yard field--you guys are a mess.
how come a king rules a kingdom, an emporer rules and empire but I can't call the person who runs the country a ****?
why they call cement trucks and people pour cement when it is really concrete, cement is an additive like sand is
Why is a baseball that hits the foul pole considered fair? Why not call it the fair pole?
When your check bounces, why does the bank charge you more of what they already know you don't have any of?
How come they say 'give credit when credit is due' but Mastercard won't give me any more until I pay up?
When you can't spell a word, why do teachers tell you to look it up? How on earth do you look it up if you can't spell it?
Dress - undress - redress!
In what way are invalids invalid?
You guys are nuts.
Why don't you grow in trees or schrubs? I already made the connection about a bush.
You should check nut, if it's screwed up...
Francis wrote:You guys are nuts.
Why don't you grow in trees or schrubs? I already made the connection about a bush.
You should check nut, if it's screwed up...
DO bush bare fruit? :wink:
No, it's a nutless wonder...
Speaking of fruit - if I buy a pear how come I only get one?
If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does a green pear do at night?
@Chumly,
"Yesterday is a cancelled check. Today is cash on the line.
Tomorrow is a promissory note."
Hank Stram
Or a Government bailout
why does cookie monster from sesame street eat broccoli?!!
@shewolfnm,
you better ask Barbara Broccoli
How come the hot water pressure drops when you turn on the shower but the cold water doesn't?
Why doesn't
?
That's a lot of questions, but very few answers.
