Surely you have wondered why

I know the answer to that one.

But I don't know why it's become politically correct to poo-poo things for being politically correct.

why is the "black box" of an aeroplane colored orange OR why is it called "black box" when the color is orange??

"Black Box" might equal

~ Black Death Down ~

Why is it that~
when someone say's

~badayda instead of

~potato

i cringe!

GoD,,, please don't let me be a Hill ~ billy

I just made myself cringe again,,, in my head. ,,,

unless it's like (what!) 'The Beverly Hillbillies' and i am an intelligent etcetra. (if i'm attractive it's o.k.

Please don't let Big Seth or i say -

"baDayda,,,

i, (some of us) are now in

~ BaDaya HeLL~

GoD,,, please get us out of 'BaDayda HeLL'

"it's horrible",,, so said Sam,,, ~

BaDayda HeLL ,,, ain't for the squeamish,,, it's for Thee Amish! rotflmao (i can't fk'n breathe i'm so funny at times!,,, i'm not thee only one!,,, "it's unbearable!" it's true!

GoD is so funny only a few can listen to him,, and it's for a short while,,, it becomes unbearable,,, how lonely for ~he?.


"Not to bad,,, (softly spoken in his head through Sam, to me as he later coughed) at times"."surely you have wondered said BiGgSeth,,, talkin bout'?


"'~ Badaydas'"

Wow!,,, someone,,,~ helped me/we put a capitol on
^ badaydas

ultra cringe.

'"ultra hell cringe"' said sethy as he ~ gave me some loves from "badayda hell"


anyone?


talkin' bout' (hurry selves!)

BaDayda challenged is what i/some are.

Amen .

Why do we park in the driveway and drive on the parkway?

Why is American football called that when all the action is hand passing?

some of the action is footial --

~ amen.

Why iz it that us Amisch Anabaptist Christian Hillbillies am always being attacked by potatoes?

(it's considered an honor round these parts to be pummeled by blue potaterz...)

They're all blue batatas to me

How come they ain't no dog meat in hot dogs, and how come they ain't no ham in a hamburger?

Both are American inventions so.....

. . . so one would expect a higher standard than that maintained in Oz, which is why this puzzles me.

This comes from someone who doesn't even have access to Chiko rolls! :wink:

Or battered savs!

How come it is called "World Series" when no one besides the
Americans play?

It's not our fault if the Canadian teams can't make it to the finals.

Yo! We just don't want to play with you... you don't even know the rules of Football, fer chrissakes!