Wile goes to college

They predate my pussies.

roadrunner
roadrunner takes us to "Post a reply" - O.K.? Or, if this isn't correct, what else did you intend here? Charli [/color]

roadrunner

It's true that Acme products have failed miserably. However, not all of them are mechanical. I doubt that New Mexico Tech can resolve one serious problem. Wile is a loser. A Job. A Joe Btfsplk. An incompetent canine. No amount of technical assistance can change that.

Nice that they're going to try to help. But if they succeed, da boid is dead meat. The way of nature, granted. But is this fair?

# Wile E. Coyote (road-runner digestus)
# Roadrunner (hot rodicus supersonica)
# New Mexico Tech (smartius pantsius universitatus)
# Tech President Dan Lopez (largus bossaloticus)
# Dyslexia Atookian poopitius

I always considered the roadrunner overly smug. A real pain in the ass.

What were they called before there were roads?

Prairie chickens.

If we had to pick two A2k members, who would be Wile E.?

The Roadrunner?

Before there were roads, there were streets. Before there were runners, there were walkers. Roadrunner, then, is sort of a fast moving street walker.

The road runners in my neighborhood are very impressive creatures. They travel in pairs, perch on my porch without fear, eat the eggs in nests of other birds. And they actually seem smart; I mean smart in human terms. By contrast Wily Coyote's stupidity is matched only by his ambition.

One of my highschool nicknames was The Roadrunner.

Gotta be fast to keep up with the hamburgers when they're in march-mode.

I can attest the truth of this statement. EhBeth is a Pacin' Fool. She haunts shoe stores because she wears out shoes.