The Acronym Game

See, you can be funny and original too when you try.

Umm, actually, you have no idea what I'm like or that I got bored.
Truth is, I used to have to be at work at 10 and it took me fifteen minutes to be there and now I have to be at work at 8 and it takes me an hour to get there.
And you're gonna tell me what I have to say to someone in order for you to deem me and everything 'cool'.
Get over yourself...talk about tiresome- UR
(that's textspeak for your highlighted word, 'UR'

No hard feelings though - I can't find it in myself to be hateful and mean to someone I've never even met.

Thank you firefly for your patience and equanimity. I appreciate it. I'm only sorry I don't know how to respond to everyone else in exactly the way they'd like me to, to avoid stirring up THEIR righteous ire.

REQUIRED

Recently Ed quizzed Ursula indicating rattlingly eager DETERMINATION.

Try!!?? I can do that stuff at the rate of 200 an hour while rolling cigarettes. I spent hours cruddling "COLLOQUIALISMS".

My joviana was pure, stupid rubbish and was intended to be. Totally witless and highly derivative.

DETERMINATION

spenius pipped me so:

UNSETTLED DETERMINATION

Until Ned seduced Edith, Ted thought, 'Lovely Edith desires delectable Ed.' Then Edith RETORTED meanly, 'I'm not attracted Ted. I'm only Ned's.'

I wasn't trying to pick an argument with you. Up until Jovie posted the remark about his daughter I just found him annoying. ( I don't find his nonsense words remotely funny, but that's alright if you do.) That particular post was disgusting, and I'm not easily offended. I wasa just letting you know the full picture, that's all.

DETERMINATION.

Delirious Elephants Try Examining Marxist IDEOLOGY In Nightware After Tippling Irn-bru Opera Noggins.

Opera is a gin, dubonnet cuacao cocktail.

you were pipped, izzy.

RETORTED IDEOLOGY

Recently, educators took oral reports to establish detentions, izzy didn't elaborate offensive LANGUAGE or gratuitous yelling.

LANGUAGE

Letting Arthur near Georgina usually annoys GERALDINE excessively.

Now the dust has settled I can submit another meek acronym so as not to upset anybody's feelings.

UNSETTLED

under nightly skies, ed tried TAILGAITING, leaving elsie devastated.

Dang, this game has become a free-for-all.

GERALDINE TAILGAITING

GENEROUS Ed's running a lottery down in N'awlins, expecting to attract its legal gamblers away into the illegal numbers games.

GENEROUS

Gosh, everyone's needlessly edgy regarding OUTBURST, unexpected stress.

OUTBURST

outside under trees betsy unhurriedly removes socks TEASINGLY.

TEASINGLY

"The elasticated ARCHITECTURE snapped in Nellie's girdle," laughed Yorrick.

ARCHITECTURE
'Alas' Rosencrantz Cried, 'Horatio Is Toxifying Elderly CLAUDIUS.' Tincture Upsets Regent's Election

ARCHITECTURE

Agape red crimson,,, he is Thee (eehom),,, Crimson Ting u rascall's everyoneeverywhere


JoVe and JeSuS I ting tongs for the tid's
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CLAUDIUS

Claudius, lying ADULTERER, upset depressed, indecisive, unhinged step-son.

ADULTERER

After doing Ursula's laundry Ted experienced REMARKABLE eyeball revolutions.

REMARKABLE

Read Ed's mystery about river KAYAKERS and believed, literally, everything.

KAYAKERS

"Knickers are Y-fronted and KENSPECKLED everywhere", Ron said.

KENSPECKLED

Kneeling, Ernie's now SILENTLY peeping, expecting coupling; keyhole lets Ernie dream.

SILENTLY

Snow is likely, everyone needs TOBAGGONS like Yuri's.