@spendius,
*I like that Dutchy - another great and unusual adjective -evergreen- nice.
UNDERPANTS
Ursula nearly died explaining REDNESS, prickling, and numbness to Spendius.
(This is NOT sexual. Spendius is Ursula's doctor and she's very embarrassed (like embarrassed to death) explaining her symptoms- but she has to seek treatment- it's that bad).