The Acronym Game

HIGHLY

Henry is giving HARRIET little yippees.

how is gods heavenly love YCLEPT

YCLEPT

Yvette caught Len entering Patricia's TABERNACLE.

TABERNACLE

To a BUDDHIST, eternity's really not a concern - live everyday.

BUDDHIST

Brenda's UNDERNEATH Dave's duvet having it seen to.

UNDERNEATH

Unsurprisingly, now Dave's ejaculating repeatedly. Nerve endings are trilling, 'HALLELUJAH!'

'HALLELUJAH

Holding a little LOLLIPOP Elsie led Uncle Joe around haughtily.

LOLLIPOP

'Listen Ollie, looks like Ivan's procrastinating or prevaricating.'

LISTEN

love including sex takes ENDLESS nights.

ENDLESS

Elsie never does LOSS-LEADERS except sometimes surreptitiously.

Becksie-was Ollie meant to be a lady?

Yes...that's what I call my daughter Olivia sometimes - as in Ollie-girl (her pediatrician called her that when she was a baby and I sort of liked it).
Ed is my dad's name- that's why I use Ed all the time- all those e's.
Catherine is my sister so I use that on occasion (not very many C's though)
Sarah is another sister....
get the picture?

LOSS -LEADERS

Last OCTOBER Sarah saw Len eating a delicious eclair rather sexily.

OCTOBER

often chocolate tidbits or BONBONS evoke relish.

BONBONS

Beautiful (or not), BRILLIANT (or not) - smile!
or
BELIEVER or nonbeliever, Buddhists often nod serenely. (or sagely)

*I'm not knocking Buddhists, but all these B's just sort of beg for it.

BRILLIANT

berating rocks is likely ludicrous in attempting NEFARIOUS turnabouts.

BBBBBbbbbbBBBBBBBBbbbbBebebabybbeeeBBBBBBBBBBBeBBBBBBbbbb.....

NEFARIOUS.

Nellie's expecting Freddie AFTERWARDS regarding instructional organ use surmountabilities.

(Nellie had been playing the organ a bit inefficiently during Choral Evensong and Freddie, an expert organist, is the Vicar who had led the service.)

[ I felt the need to explain because I know that some people put tasteless and indelicate interpretations on my Acronyms due to, I presume, some cast of mind which is entirely foreign to my nature.]

Spendius said:

Well that scenario right there introduces all sorts of interesting possibilities. I do know that being a competent organist is all about posture and coordinating the hands and feet.


Who does that? I thought we were supposed to (insert or infer somewhat indelicate and/or creatively interpretive material). I thought that was part of the fun of doing the acronym. I myself love the sly little double entendres- and actually miss Fritz and his out and out crudeness sometimes. I mean, what are we- children? We've all had sex (although not with each other) , right?
Are we embarrassing anyone here?

AFTERWARDS

And for the encore, REVEREND Willis ably replayed Dvorak's symphony.

REVEREND

Rebbeca expected vicars exercise routinely every night, DAMNED!

DAMNED

Definitely! And many nights, excercising's 'DEFERRED'.

'DEFERRED'

Dreaming EVERSO feverishly Ethel reared-up red-faced expecting Devils

EVERSO

exercising vigorously evergreen rebecca SUCCUMBED outstandingly.