The Acronym Game

ooooowweeow. I'm off to bed.

KNOWLEDGE.

Ken needed OLIVIA'S wisdom lest every desire get extinct.

OLIVIA'S

Oh, Liv is vicious in applying smart.

OH

ONLY hop(p)ing.

ONLY

Okay- no LAUGHING ya'll.

LAUGHING

Launching an UNDERGARMENT Gertie horse-laughed into needy gathering.

* I've seen a stripper do it and I expect Fritz has too.

UNDERGARMENT

Uh, no dice Egbert...Roberta's garters are Roberta's...Mercy, Egbert - 'needy'? TWATTLE...

isn't that an assumption (if not an assertion)? That just because you watch strippers that means Fritz must too?

TWATTLE

The waiting always TITIVATES the little expectations.

I said "expect". I asserted nothing or assumed anything. I don't watch strippers. I have done though. I've seen Mandy Rice-Davies in her shoes. And some lesser lights who invariably launched the last veil into the baying mob. I am allowed to have been young am I not. It's banned now I think.

Don't scold spendi too bad, aidan. He just figured, from the content of many, if not most, of my posts in this thread, that I might be, or have been, a patron of the sort of establishment where women toss bras and panties toward groups of appreciative men.
As it turns out, he's right. I even dated a couple of those ladies back in the day; not at the same time, though. *sigh*


TITIVATES

Tie it tightly; ivy vines ACCENTUATE the eaves softly.

ACCENTUATE

All Canadians can eat narwhal tusk, unless accompanying toasted eskimo.

McTag said:


thank god I'm not a canadian. I find myself thinking that, especially lately when people here always assume I must be canadian - because , they say, I have a soft voice and no discernable accent as if all Americans are loud, braying, heavily regionally accented 'people' (although I'm sure there's another choice or more descriptive word they'd insert for people).
And I think they get these ideas from Canadians - who throw hissy fits whenever someone here assumes they're Americans - as in 'No, I'm not AMERICAN! Perish the thought - I'm CANADIAN'...so I've started doing the same thing and I say, No, I'm not Canadian - I'm American!
And then I say, 'You know, so much of Canada is this flat, unpopulated tundra - if I had to live in Canada - I'd only want to live in either the far eastern or western provinces ...and say what you want about America - at least it's happenin' there-you know?

*Just a little aside
also Fritz - here I WAS just taking the piss - I figured you to be fairly sexually liberal (yes from your acronyms) so I was just trying to sound all school marmish because I know that's what Spendius expects from me...Spendius - you can watch strippers if you want...why not...live it up buddy.

NARWHAL

Now Adam, remember - WARBLE Hillary's anthem liltingly.

WARBLE

When Annabelle responds Brian loses EQUILIBRIUM.

See Becks- I was right.

EQUILIBRIUM

Every QUANTUM unit is logically in balance. Ratio is under minored.

QUANTUM

quadrivium utilizes art NONETHELESS teachings uphold mathematics.

NONETHELESS

"Nellie offers nothing exceptional that HENRIETTA excludes," Les explained, smirking smugly.

HENRIETTA

Hah! Except Nellie's repertoire includes extreme TONGUE-THROBBING action.

TONGUE-THROBBING

Ted's okay now. Getting Ursula's exquisite tricks he ran off, bob bobbing, into NEAREST gymnasium.

NEAREST

Nearly ending a RELATIONSHIP, Edward seduced Teresa.

RELATIONSHIP

'Really Ed-love's a tricky, IDIOSYNCRATIC, oddly nuanced state. Heavenly innit?
'Perhaps...'

*this is a conversation between two people....

IDIOSYNCRATIC

I didn't involve others so you're not crowded; rear and turn it CLOCKWISE.

CLOCKWISE

Catherine loves Owen's chocolate KAHLUA with ice- sometimes excessively.