Spell the word correctly, Francis, or I will have to ask you to leave the thread.
Which one, may I ask, Gus?
I misspell so many of them (damned words!)
HOTSOCKS
Honestly, older tourists slobber over cheap kitschy SOUVENIRS.
SOUVENIRS
Snobbish Oxford University (Varsity) educators note innumerable RUBBISH souvenirs.
RUBBISH
Round up BROKEN bits into sacks, heave.
BROKEN
BOUGHT rubbish organiser, keep encouraging neatness.
BOUGHT
But often, useless gadgets hurt TIDINESS.
TIDINESS
Telling Irene Dave is necking Elaine SEEMS scurvy.
SEEMS
Shh, Elaine's earning Money, STUPID.
STUPID
School teachers unfortunately pardon impudent DUNCES.
DUNCES
DOES Uncle Norbert compromise Elsa's safety?
DOES
Dotty OLDSTER eschews safety.
OLDSTER
Oh, Lord. Dotty's starting TROUBLE en route.
Fritz: I didn't know if your acro was meant to be like a newspaper headline about a nutty elderly person or a specific person named "Dotty Oldster." I suspected the former but used the latter.
TROUBLE
teasing requires original BLISTERING licentiousness exclusively
Yeah, I used it for its meaning. I do have a cousin Dotty, but she's not dotty.
BLISTERING
Bubbly lines in skin take energetic RUBBING; itching's not good.
BLISTERING
Bought little iguana. Slithers through every ROOM. It's not gratifying.
ROOM
Regrettably, OKLAHOMA oilmen miscalculated.
RUBBING
romance under bed BRINGS interesting novel geniality
ROOM
romance OUTLASTS other magic
BRINGS OUTLASTS
Buy radicchio in new grocery store (open until ten), leave ASPARAGUS, shrimp 'til Saturday.
ASPARAGUS
As Saturday's party's applauding Roberto's ANNIVERSARY, getting Uruguayan sausages.
