ANTISOCIAL
A new toaster is SANS old crumbs. It's always lustrous.
ANTAGONISTIC SANS
Angry, nihilistic teenagers are going on nightly IRRATIONAL sprees that include criminal sex acts, narcotics, stealing.
IRRATIONAL
I'm really rattled after that Irene OFFERED Norman a light.
OFFERED
On Friday, Fred evaded, RATIONALIZED, even denied.
RATIONALIZED
Random ACTIONS thrive in on needy areas, learning is zeroed, even despised.
ACTIONS
After Clarissa took it out Neville SPLUTTERED.
SPLUTTERED.
Stop putting laundry under the TELEVISION--everthing rips, everything's dirty.
TELEVISION
TIVO Elvis Live, Edith, VH1; I see it's on now.
TIVO
That's it! Viewing ON-DEMAND.
ON-DEMAND
Okay, now do Ellen's MOTHER and Nancy's dad.
MOTHER
MATRIARCHS offer tenderness, helpfulness, empathetic responses.
MATRIARCHS
Matriarchs are the reality instigators atavistically reversing CHRISTENDOM'S historical successes.
CHRISTENDOM'S
Christ Holy Redeemer is Sister Teresa's enclave, named Dominican order's Mother SUPERIOR.
CHRISTENDOM'S
Christianity has really iINITIATED several terrible episodes, never doubt our matriarchs' success!
INITIATED
I never implied that I'm antipathetic (allergic) to ELEUSINIAN delights.
ELEUSINIAN
Electra lives, EURYDICE'S underground, so I naturally initiate adoration, ninny.
EURYDICE'S
Eurydice's Underworld rescue yesterday dismally ineffective, Cerberus employed STRENGTH.
Not giving a "Y" you don't Madame.
EURYDICE'S
"Elsie unbuttoned Reggie's Y-fronts", Doris ironically confided, expressing shock.
Clary- give me a lesson on speech marks and stops and commas. I feel sure I'll remember once you have explained it for me.
STRENGTH
STRENGTH.
"Some tights run," explained Nellie, "Get those HOTSOCKS".
STRENGHT
Such tender rendezvous evoke Nox goddess, hopefully touchy.
HOTSOCKS