The Acronym Game

DISTRIBUTIONS

Damn it! Sure the rascal is broke, Ursula; take it out next SEASON.

SEASON.

Sally's effusing and Sam's on nights.

effusing

'Effin' fink Floyd..u's SCOUSERS innit? Now get...

(Sorry if this bugs anyone - still watching Ali G every night)

hey - I'm glad you're around...can you do me a favor? Can you work some magic or use your influence with the powers that be and find out why I can't post an image. I want to post my most beloved movie character- and it won't let me do an image...why, I don't know...any ideas?

SCOUSERS

shouting cousins often use SWEARWORDS earning rebukes sometimes.

* Hi Aidan, I don't know any 'powers to be' around here so cannot help you in that regard. What I can do is see where you go wrong, I've been posting images for years and never have struck any trouble. PM me your proceedure and I will compare it with my method if you like.

SWEARWORDS

Sorry William - easy and RELIABLE words often render descriptive sensibilities.

*No offense meant Dutchy - the words just fit in this character's vernacular. But I'll try to watch it from now on.


I've posted images for years too- I know how to- but last night every time I tried to press IMG so I could insert the link it came back with the box that said, 'You didn't insert the link' like I had finished the procedure when I'd only started it. I couldn't get it to begin appropriately so I could finish it appropriately. I'll try again this morning.

One time Spendius told me he could make it so I couldn't post at all so I thought he might have magical a2k powers or something. I know I couldn't have any effect like that on anyone or their post (you know - making it change or disappear or wha'ever so I figure there has to be some power that be's... but it seems like whenever I ask for help - I'm like invisible or something - no response....they seem to like you though - maybe you could ask for me..

Anyway - the word was RELIABLE (if you still want to acronym it).
Thanks and have a great day.

RELIABLE

real ever lasting IMPRESSIONS always bear like effects.

* See what I can do Aidan. You have a great weekend too

IMPRESSIONS

In Monday's paper Ronnie EYEBALLED some smashing organs nicely shown.

I never said what you have given the impression I said aidan. I vaguely remember it and it was an absurd exaggeration deployed to make a simple observation.

I couldn't prevent anyone posting. Wouldn't want to anyway.

EYEBALLED

Ever YEARNING, Elmer beheld a long-legged, elegant damsel.

YEARNING

Yep, Ed's a really nice INDIVIDUAL- nice guy...

*Spendius - I was just looking for someone with some power or clout around here to help me get my picture posting stuff fixed. I like to post pictures - and I can't.

I didn't mean to be negative. I LIKE you! You're one of my favorite posters- I've told you that many, many times. The problem is - I always just tend to believe what people tell me. And sometimes I don't catch the nuances (on the internet - I'm VERY good at catching them in conversation/real life). Sorry if what I said bothered you.

INDIVIDUAL

I never dream I'm VULNERABLE: I dream usually about ladies.

* aidan- what you said did not bother me in the least. I cannot afford to allow what you say to bother me as that would give you a power over me which you have no right to excercise and I have no duty to be oppressed by.

I was merely trying to prevent other threaders from thinking I had powers within A2K. I know I have no powers within A2K.

I am well aware of the trick of using word formations such as--"Sorry if what I said bothered you." As a parting shot after modesty displays.

You need dimwits for that stroke.

VULNERABLE

Very unlikely Lionel...Nelly expressly regrets actively belying LIONEL'S expansiveness.

*What?! I think we should take this over to philosophy and debate...

What trick? I wasn't displaying modesty for god's sake - I was saying 'If I misunderstood what you meant - first of all give me a break because 99% of the time you speak in some internet code- but even given that - I apologize for misconstruing and then continuing my blunder by repeating it here and giving people the impression of something about you that wasn't true...you dimwit...

I don't need to play tricks..I'd rather function as I am and take whatever comes. I only want power over myself. Power over anyone else feels like too much responsibility to me - I don't like it- and that's the truth.

I just read this quote in a novel I read the other day-
'It's easier to tell the truth - every lie takes a lifetime of maintenance'

(I'm telling you this to let you know - I also don't have the time and skill to lie and then spend my life upholding those lies - it's always easier for me to tell the truth)

The word is LIONEL's

LIONEL

Len is often NON-PLUSSED, especially lately.

*aidan dear--you said you were sorry if you're post bothered me. Which it didn't. But you had implied by your apology that it had. And bothering people is the sine qua non of power.

Thus your apology is turned, via an assertion, into a power move but sadly one of no effect. The verbal formulation in question is a well known conversational gambit and, in some cases, a very telling one. The full stop at the end being replaced by a door slamming.

Do you really not see the point? And I have no magical powers on A2K.

But love and kisses as always.

Len is often NON-PLUSSED, especially lately.



Whatever...


Who's supposedly slamming the door - me or you? (You can't speak in code - do you or do you not want me to continue acronymming- just tell me?)


No- my only point here is to have fun..what's yours? Oh I know - I bet you still think I need to be 'educated'.

okay, so you can't get my picture posting powers reinstated?


as always? Ummm...okay - I'll let that one go by....right back at you (even if you can't get my picture posting reinstated).

NON-PLUSSED

'No, oh no....please Lester, use SPECIAL soap - exfoliates delightfully.

Geez, give it a rest.

SPECIAL

Speech PATTERNS elucidate character in assorted loons.

PATTERNS

"Please ATTEND to the exercise", Rosalinde nonchalantly said.

ATTEND

always try to educate never DEBILITATE.

*Aidan any success in posting images yet?

DEBILITATE

Do ELEPHANTS believe in living in truly absolute terms? Explore...

(an essay topic)

*Dutchy - I gave up trying...lost the urge...maybe I'll try again someday

ELEPHANTS

Elsie left Eddie's PALPITATING heart activated near to scuttle-stations.

PALPITATIONS

Phew! A long, particularly ill-fated trip- am THANKFUL it's over...negligible scenery.

THANKFUL

Those hams are NEOLITHIC Kate Ferdinand uxoriously lisped.