Ship's Log
Crew - what a day. The party started very early and many crew attended.
The Wicked Wench had taught us well and started the day off with everyone limbering up for the belly dancing. We had bellies in abundance on the deck - and a few aching six-packs! It appeared there was more than one flag-pole onboard throughout the day as specators observed the would-be Arabian Princesses (Bear - tsk tsk)
but I am assured the flag was never at half-mast.
There was some wonderful Dirty Dancing (ooooooh Patrick -mmmmmm) - and I believe there was some snake charming going on - though - I never actually saw the snake
. So eye's out for the python on board
..just in case a? Our Special Agent came aboard to check that everything was in order - perhaps we will ask him to investigate if someone has lost their reptile. Pending at present.
Fortunately the Bear brought on more massage oils which were greatly needed by our TTHun - she may have been out of the water too long and had gone a little crackers - however, all is well oiled now and she is as beautiful as ever.
Tryst took up flossing with a G-string
whilst offering to knead mismi, who is now thinking about a boob job. And the BlueBoy granted a request - but did not have to fulfil ONE wish. Now that says a lot really - we must be pretty happy onboard not to be wishing for anything else.
So
.thanku all - those near and far - onboard and on shoreleave
Live, Laugh and Love
"Imsomniac" watch commencing.
Crew - you are the best x
(PaPaDD - we are sending you hugs and pretty nurses :wink: )