@Dutchy,
Hey there Crew
First of all " thanku so much for all your kind wishes and support.... I can’t thank you enough and i love y’all. So sorry not to have been on sooner " it appears as soon as I lift open the laptop, my eyelids close. I just can’t keep my eyes open long enough and haven’t been able to do anything today. It’s actually quite funny " I sit here... sitting up, not laying down, close my eyes and sleep sitting up " bit trance like.... WEEEEE-ERRRRD-DDDDD!
I have duelled with the scalpel, have a dual impediment and I am de-no'dule'd on the left, a big toot shortened, stapled and straightened on the right - in addition to gaining over 2 inches in height whilst balancing upon some pretty platforms. I am also half “plastered” " yippee ai a!!!!
Déjà vu
Déjà room with a view too - same one as last time and the dang door still doesn’t close properly! You’da thought by now...... nah. But what a treasure I can see outside my window above the hospital garden....
I’ve also morphed. I AM the ship’s anchor.... take a look at my shooz (wha.... you think I wouldn’t bring the ‘ole faithful camera to the hospital) " just throw me overboard and I can now keep the ship steady in the roughest of storms with these weighty lovelies.
THEY ARE MASSIVE...and my twiggy legs can barely lift the boots! HA " I am the sexiest gal on pins in this neck of the woods! BEAgle.... can you imagine a wonderful tango a? I gotta laugh... go with it!
2 pairs of new shooz " now FQsis, don’t get too excited " but guess what " as I now have a spare pair from last year.....YOU TOO CAN LOOK LIKE THIS...... no no no " ho ho ho .... it’s really fine... I know you wanted them last year and I had to use them... but now all your wishes have come true... HA " so laughing sis, can you ever imagine you wearing these little beauties " not in a million years a? But I won’t take no for an answer! Twins and all that.... it’s nice to share.
And if you wanna fight me on it " believe me I can paddle you

" having been petrified, I am now mummified!
So, I got here early, early yesterday morning and wasn’t taken for surgery until 5.45pm by which time I really had got myself into a pickle. (thanks y'all for being there yesterday when I was struggling)
The phsyios had been by and left me 'blue' crutches " how happy is that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So I have had them to lean on " tho am now using a zimmer until I am a little more 'steady as she goes'.... Izzie’s zimmer " OH MY GAWD " just how old am I a? Hopefully, I will be able to use the “blues” when I get home.
I feel like a medical pin cushion. <ahem.. take the hand with the big juicy veins please and quit trying to stab the left hand... it ‘aint gonna work " ouch and ouch and YOUCH.. okay, now we understand.... pfffffffsttstftftsf >. Going to theatre and the “going to sleep and waking up process” was much worse this time. Very painful after and maybe one of the most scary before times I can remember. Felt very “on my own” physically " nasty ugh. Was a complete whus of the maximus variety. However, that is all done now.
Had a morphine PCA (pump) so the pain was kinda controllable after BUT, push the button " then... lalaalaallalalalalllllallala land and can’t stay awake or on this planet. Both feet were anaesthetic blocked " and am very aware that they are no longer blocked " honestly tho, the left foot ‘aint too bad " manageable pain... right foot is giving me some grief. Yep, this too will pass. Noddy told me so.
So, having fallen to zzzzzzzzzzzzz whilst writing this (seriously, a good hours zzzzzzz), then MaMa and a friend (Pam) visited - I got delayed a wee bit so will try and post now and then have another rest before I catchup with what’s been going on. Not sure I can read up on anything just yet " way too fuzzy and flying somewhere.
Hoping that all are well and the fires Down Under and the snows up above are under control " am thinking of you all, right around the world....
Finally, thanku so much JPB for phoning me today " it was so lovely to hear your voice - I know I was a little “out of it” and I’m sorry to have had to leave so abruptly " the xray’s went fine showing everything is as it should be. Thanks hun for letting everyone know I am doing alright. Thanks Bazza for the texts (took me 3 goes to reply as I kept deleting it insteady of sending - doh) and Tulip for keeping ya posted.
Finally, finally, thanks to everyone holding my hand, wherever y’all are " your strength helps me huge bigtime muchly. OH MY GAWD again - I feel like I'm at the BAFTA's. British Academy Feet Thank All.
Hope to be back a little later. Smoooooooooooooches xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx