"YABBER-LINER" - ALL ABOARD

Oh sweet Jebus, what joy; JL and FBM have come to visit. They are amongst my my most favorite people in all the woild… or as we call it Omicron Persei 8…

Remind me, who are youse guys again?



As y’all may know Missy and I recently moved into this new neighborhood and we wanted to join the local church, so we went to visit the pastor who said they had special requirements for new parishioners, in that you must abstain from having sex for two weeks. Big ask, butt we agreed to return two weeks later…

"Well, were you able to abstain from sex for two weeks?" He asked.

"No Pastor, we were not able to go without sex for the two weeks," I replied sadly.

"What happened?" asked the pastor.

"Well, Missy was reaching for a can of paint on the top shelf and dropped it. When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and desire, removed my thong and took advantage of her right then and there." Oh my!

"You understand, of course, this means you will not be welcome in our church," stated the pastor.

I know I said, but the worst news of all is we're not welcome at the Home Center anymore, either!!!


FMB your story has touched my heart. Never before have I met anyone with more troubles than you have. Please accept my sincere sympathy.

Ps. I have often dreamed of riding in a clean car, it is on my bucket list of things to do before the Yankees win the pennant… So I got me plenty of time!


FS the dreams I’m referring to are the ones that come after the champagne in the bath!

Good to see you here Cherrie, you bring the average age of the crew down by a decade, and in answer to your question as to why wasn't Jesus born in Sydney?

The answer is quite simple…they couldn’t find a virgin.


“I shall require a goat please.”

OMG!

With regards to "judgement day," sheep and goats are used as metaphors in the Bible. Sheep are the followers of Christ, while goats chose not to follow Christ.

The parable is based on the differences in behavior between sheep and goats. Sheep are gentle, quiet, innocent animals. They do not give their shepherds a lot of problems. Sheep are grazers, unlike the goat, which likes to browse. Goats are rebellious. In the Bible, goats are sometimes used to symbolize evil.

He shall set the sheep on His right hand, but the goats on the left.
(Matthew 25:33)

Baaaaaaaaaaahaahaaa


Has anyone gotten New Years resolutions to share?

Some of mine are:

I will not ring the stewardess button on airplanes just to get her phone number.
Remember to brush teeth with bristly end of toothbrush.
Always replace the gas nozzle before driving away from the pump.
I resolve to wear sensible dungarees that allow my buttocks the space they need while I do yardwork.

And yours are……

I'm sorry that I didn't say anything about the huge brush fires.. I was cogitating, really, on what to say. Way back when, early 1960's, a huge Santa Monica mountain fire (Bel Air fire, I think it was) came four or five blocks from our house. We lived in the 'flats', but the fire got right near quite a population of us.

Years later I did landscape design, and fire awareness and the choices that meant were a big part of a lot of designs, including brush clearance, but much else. Fire's a big deal in the Los Angeles area and will only get more so with the ongoing and seeming everlasting drought.

Glad your brother et al are ok, Foundy.

They probably would have had a problem with the 3 wise men as well.

Good lord young man, that is going to be a longggggggg time, it's summer here

Hope you all had a fabulous Christmas and New year! Good news my son had his cardiac check-up today, he is doing great! Now transferring to adult care on yearly checkups, need to keep an eye on his BP as his coarctation is still slightly narrow and mild leaks in valves, he needs an MRI again, but all is happy! I am now coming off steriods but taking low dose anti histomines. Although I have been told I may end up back in hospital as they do not know what is wrong. But all is positive! fingers crossed.

I see that everyone has been enjoying the festivities!

I visited Izzie over the Christmas hols and she is just dapper!

Wishing you all a great year! xxxx
Hugs and stuff

I'm hopeful for your health and your son's..

and delighted to know Izzie is dapper! Love to her and y'all.

Hi there Osso, no apology please x

Fires are scary all over the World for sure and things can get close to your heart.

6 days was a long time to contain this baby and thank you.

Annis, it is great if they "don't know" that means it's not obvious not much comfort I know but hopefully that means it's something minor. Please give a hug to Izzie next time you see her and a big hug to you...

Niiiiiiice...but such a shame it was in the Home Center. I do love that place. You should have done that at the Walmarts. - No one would have even noticed.

So glad to hear about your son. I know that is a relief. And YOU Tulip! I hope they figure it out soon. That has to wear on you not knowing what is going on.

I am with Foundie....please give Iz a hug next time you see her. Miss her I do.

Hugs to you and yours Tulip
mis

Celestial greetings my friends… Ok, I exaggerate; friend… Oh well, acquaintance then… or how about some guy I thought I recognized on the subway!

Today I was accused of being the Gym Rapper; I mean, come on, I haven’t been in a Gym since the time Missy’s legs attained a vertically seldom seen outside the adult film industry…

There she was in the gym jogging on the treadmill (sans the kill cord) and had it not been for the hypnotic effect of a perfect rack and butt in synchronisation, I would have been able to warn her of the inevitable consequences of her being distracted by a passing hunk of beefcake!

Alas, a furtive glance was enough to cause a wobble in the delicate time continuum and a fraction of a second later she was unceremoniously upended on the floor. In spite of or perhaps because of the madding throng of concerned helpers who rushed to her aid, she assured all and sundry she was fine and fled the scene and never returned.

I would urge caution amongst the crew: The sin of pride is rightfully distinguished as the foremost among the seven "deadly sins," each of the seven equally as deadly but none quite as notorious as this. Proverbs 6:16-19

And while y’all are cogitating on that fact… I may be Thanatos aka the Grim Reaper and son of Cronus aka Father Time; but I sure ain’t the Gym Rapper…Missy on the other hand ;p)

Hahahahahaha

Dun that in Walmarts!!!
OMG no way, I love that store. You sure see life in there and I’m pretty sure some folk actually live there. But when you can pick up a GE X400 Black 14MP Digital Camera with 2.7" LCD, Optical Image Stabilization for $94 bucks; it’s a no brainer… how about I bring the camera over and we see what develops!!!



Witty answer Cherrie, I like your style; but I couldn’t possibly agree for fear of offending the Testosterone imbalance of the city. Bubba, Billy-Bob and I would have liked to have come on over to increase the IQ rate, but unfortunately Bubba lost his car keys the other night, but it was too dark to look for them so we crossed the street and searched under the street lamp where the light was better!

Just wonderful news Tulip, I hope both you and G boy (well, man now) are both restored to full health.


You say Izzie looks ‘Dapper’; I had to look that word up: “A compliment made to someone who looks incredibly smart, sexy and stylish.”

Oh WOW!

What with both FS and Missy entreating you to hug her…
Pulls up a chair and grabs a tub of popcorn; I do so hope whipped cream and jello are involved in the hug fest. ;0)


http://youtu.be/PIb6AZdTr-A

Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


Man, if Izzie showed up I would be so overjoyed that I would run butt naked round Times Square… and post the proof*.

• That offer will last as long as crawfish (1) in a gumbo shack (2)!

For our Australian readers:
(1) Yabbie.
(2) Barbie.

For our British readers:
(1) Towel.
(2) Sauna.

For Hillbillies listening to the audio version:
(1) Moonshine.
(2) Hoedown


What’sup FBM homie, U don’t wanna hang with the boyz from the hood!

Oh well, I guess it is better to travel well than to arrive.


You want I should leave now?
I'm so not bout that!

Hmm. Just spent the last 45 minutes trying to photograph Comet Lovejoy. Came up with diddle. Should be clearer tomorrow night if the forecast is right. I suppose I shoud make the effort to drive away from the city lights if I expect to get any results. Anybody else trying? I think it's at peak apparent magnitude about now...

Nice Try. Of course you know that whole treadmill fiasco really did happen. I have never been accused of being graceful....


Well and sure Girls do just wanna have fun....and rolling around in jello and whip cream sounds like a blast. I am sure it would be the highlight of your day. 😜

Fraternal and sororal greetings to all my bosom buddies, it is with deep regret that after carful consideration, soul searching and legal opinion, I am remorseful of the soliloquy of solimortephobia, especially as soliliquising is playing havoc with my vision!

It’s official!

I am a Bitch!!!

As y’all may know, my preferred mode of transport when sneekin’ across state lines is my beloved Ford Model B V-8 (officially the Model 18) but commonly simply called the Ford V‑8. It was the one that had the new flathead V‑8 engine.

At this stage y’all are probably wondering why I didn’t choose a Durant or Willys; well, Durant went bust in 1931 and I wouldn’t touch any of your Willys with a tire wrench!

Anyhoo, the old girl let me down on the freeway, and before I could yell ‘dagnabbit’, a big hairy biker gang pulled up and to make matters worse they hailed from up north of the Mason-Dixon line… you know, the ones that say, ‘please’ and ‘thank you’ instead of, ‘yeah’ and ‘thankee’.

Just as I was a wondering if they planning on ripping me a new one… to my utter surprise, one of them offered to take me into town… but I would have to ride in the ‘Bitch’ seat!!!

This was an apparent reference to the vacant rear seat of his Velocipede onto which he had bolted a Harley-Davidson Twin Cam 110 c/I or 1802cc if you prefer.

Witch just goes to show… You should never judge by appearances alone.



BTW to avoid any confusion… The Tudors didn’t burn witches!

Being a witch was still a punishable offence, but the Tudor method of justice was to hang those they found guilty.

Heretics, by contrast, were those who were treated to being burnt at the stake. It is a simple misnomer of witches being mixed up with heretics. Witches were burned in bits of mainland Europe so I think that’s why the stereotype got attached to witches over here.”

S’alem la vie

“Well and sure Girls do just wanna have fun....and rolling around in jello and whip cream sounds like a blast. I am sure it would be the highlight of your day.”

Not so Missy… It would be the highlight of the supereon… I’ll bring the whipped cream ;D)


As y’all know, I don’t judge people… I just condemn them!

FBM I’ma lookin’ at you buddy!

Did you did, or did you not manage to photograph that freekin’ comet?

Don’t just leave us hangin’.



I know some of you denounce my practice of preaching to naked gals in my sauna, but the other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a "Honk if you Love Jesus" bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day after our sauna meeting and because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting, so I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper… Boy, I'm glad I did! What an uplifting experience that followed!

I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord and how sexy Missy is... and I didn't notice that the light had changed. It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked, I'd still be salivating over Missy in the sauna!

I found that LOTS of people love Jesus! Why, while I was sitting there the guy behind started honking like crazy, and then leaned out of his window and screamed "For the love of GOD! GO! GO! Jesus Christ, GO!" What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus! Everyone started honking! I just leaned out of my window and started waving and smiling at all these loving people. I even honked a few times back at them to share in the love!


A couple of people were so caught up in joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and started walking towards me waving their arms to the heavens. I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when I noticed the light had changed. So, I waved to all my sisters and brothers and drove on through the intersection before the light changed again and I felt kind of sad that I had to leave them after all the love we had shared; praise the Lord for such wonderful A2K folks!


http://youtu.be/TUOPvtVZwo8


Hugs and stuff x

Well there you go, Bikies "are good" well a lot are it's official



You wish to hang me?



Me too don't tell anyone.

Awwwwww. Thank you Jesus.

A bunch of friends of mine and I went out last night. I had bourbon and coke(2 doubles) and a Blue Moon - methinks twas a pint.

whew. I have never danced with girls before like that. crazy.


I think they were girls.

Hey Foundie -

How is Anna? Every time you mention "witch" I think of Danny. I know you were his favorite witch.

Hope all of my Yabber friends are well. This time of year is tough for me. I hate the cold, grey days. I have serious bluesy issues! Hope you are all finding ways to keep your chins up (specially yous up north)

And to our lucky southern pals - please think warm and sunshiney my way please.

Hugs you all!
mis

Hey lady Happy New Year to you.

Ah that witch, she will never go away now will she, it has been written

I haven't spoken to Anna for a few weeks, must give her a call. Had dinner with her the day before Danny's birthday 23/12/14 exchanged presents/cards. Had a long chat. Her family were spending Christmas and New Year with her and she was going to Port Lincoln first time on her own but still looking forward to it. She was in good spirits.

I drive past once a week or so and look to my right, at the Hospital which is a street away from their home. But somehow as well, I know deep down there is peace now. I was just lucky, I live in Aussie land. We all know he had a huge soft spot for a couple of more ladies on this thread

Funny how we are so back to front eh... I mean it's summer here but is it? It's going to rain today, 23 degrees IS NOT SUMMER not that I want to be a beach babe but reading a book in the sun would be nice!!!!!

Take care of you.......................

And hugs to all as well.

G’day ((((((((((((((((Crew))))))))))))))))))))))

Australia Day – 26 January 2015

I’ve been holding you all in my heart as the months go by...you’re always in my thoughts. Into our eighth year... feels like yesterday... feels like a lifetime ago.

Just wishing to remember Michael Long – Tulip, I’m with you in spirit – Michael will be so proud of all you have, and will continue to, achieve. You are a such a credit to your children and they are a credit to you and the way you brought them up. Be proud of you and them. There’s no timescale for healing. Just know that our family loves you and are always here for you and yours. Michael is all around you. ((((((((((((Tulip)))))))))xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx As our friend Noddy would say, "Hold Your Dominion" x

Danny – it’s Christina’s Remembrance Day too today... Now I have no words but if thoughts can carry the feeling in my heart across to Anna, then it will reach her and hug her as she visits with Christina today. I miss you so much DannyBoy xxxx

Cherished
Honoured
Irreplaceable
Elite
Friend

You’re a good crew, the very best... thank you! Thank you for sailing on.

May our Aussie Crew have a fantabulous day... fond memories of my day under the bridge in 1988... You'll find us anchored up in Sydney waiting for the fireworkds to go off. Have a great day!



Onwards and upwards! Smooching the crew.

LYBlue x

Iz xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

What a lovely surprise.