There's nothing here.
Whatever you were looking for doesn't currently exist in this post. Unless you were looking for 88, in which case: Congrats! You totally found it.
Eighty-eight is the highest number spelled without a letter N. Incidentally, you’d have to count all the way to a billion before you’d need to use a letter B; and no matter how high you counted you’d never need a J, a K, or a Z… Just sayin’.
Feeling so sad today, my hamster has died…
Well, technically he's not dead, but I have run out of hamster food, so it's only a matter of time now...
I was playing chess with my girlfriend and she said, 'Let’s make this interesting’... So we stopped playing chess.
People say it must be fun to be in the oil business, but in truth, it’s just boring!
BTW I don't want any sexy lingerie this year – you get too many begging letters and if they're anything like the ones I send out I don't want to know!
OMG!
I’m like so embarrassed…
When I said, I was IPN, I was talking about the InterPlanetary Network, a group of spacecraft equipped with gamma-ray burst detectors; not as some of you thought: I’m Posting Nude!
Although I have been known to fire off a few lines between the shower and waiting for my hair to dry.
BTW do you really think I’m the guy who told the guy who stabbed the guy that you’re the guy who shot the guy who disagreed with me?
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Merry Christmas: Happy Holidays: Hag Sameach: Kwanzaa: Frohe Weihnachten: Joyeux Noël and for our Oz friends, Bewdy Chrissie Cobber x
The Twin made me do it, not really Happy Birthday Barry...
