"YABBER-LINER" - ALL ABOARD

I think it's time for IzzyTP to join Mismi and Foundygirl in a little spin



and then, on the advice of a good friend,

this will be happening later

I love a good spin. 'Twill be specially special with y'all.

And a boob hug is great - both on the giving and receiving end.

and then ... my favourite thing to do when I'm not dancing with friends




I'll have a little bit of brandy in my tea and be waiting for you by the piano

Well doesn't he look quite dapper!!!! (IZZ)

Wait!! I just found you on the ship I didn't know we were going to have a fancy dress party coming up!



Erm is that Try? Entertaining as usual I see.



Awesome dress Mismi, forget to tell you

BOOB hug you say...... I guess that keeps one's bodies apart

I promised long ago that we'd keep this place ship-shape (literally)



if things go well, we may meet someone special

YES! Brandy in the tea. So much tastier than red wine and tea.

What shall we start with?

Oh wait! Here's a boob hug!

I see you upped the ante -

Boob Dance

niiiiiiiice.

I do like a bit of a cavort, and can always find time for boobs.

Ear candles are something you try if your kid had a problem with their ears, usually after conventional medical science hasn't worked. It's a hollow candle that you stick in the ear, and it reduces the pressure on the ear when you light it thus sucking stuff out. I think the Hopi Indians invented it.

Cavorting is always a nice distraction....and you being a man - I expect boobs would always be welcome. I think most guys are boob guys....or am I wrong?

Wow....the ear candle thing looks - less than good. eek. I am quite sure my hair would go up in flames if I tried it.

If you have a kid with ear problems you might change your mind. It actually works.

Loloma Palefaces.

For those unfamiliar with the language of the indigenous Native American Hopi Nation, may I assist with a translation…


(Hello Caucasians) Foundy thinks I am a Warlock, I much prefer the term Witch Doctor… but which doctor, Satanic, Shaman, Jinn; I lean towards Necromancy; how else can you explain how I knew Izzy had written years ago a letter of complaint (still held on file) and dined with the same girl who when driving her then new vehicle and I were both stuck in the same traffic jam one sunny morning which delayed us both for some two hours!

Dear Tulip, as the Wheel of the Year turns once more, we welcome that most special time, Samhain, when the barrier between the world of men and the realm of spirits is at its thinnest. A time of great joy and great celebration, as we honor our ancestors and the spirits.

Some say it is on 31st October (Summers end) but I prefer 31st December (Years end). Bearing in mind 1st May and 1st November are of little importance to European crop-growers, but of great importance to herdsmen. It is at the beginning of summer that cattle are driven to the upland summer pastures and the beginning of winter that they are led back. So if you are pagan Irish celebrate 1st November… If Wicca, enjoy the New Year.

But that does not mean we cannot enjoy the modern festive Christmas, even if it means we have to keep our clothes on!


BTW Izzy, may I complement you on your curriculum vitae, what an interesting fellow you are and I can hardly believe you are already up to chapter 25!

If I may be so bold as to mention that most (if not all) successful authors write with one eye on their works being turned into movie scripts. With such change of pace I am unsure of how well it could be portrayed… Just sayin’.

Beth, your zest and passion for life, quite exhausts me; you are an inspiration to all.

I would also like to take this opportunity to make clear to those who thought that my update on the welfare of our dear Izzie may have emanated from our long lost crew member Bazza, when in fact I was referring to London, Kentucky. However, I’m sure y’all will join with me in wishing Bazza the very best as he copes with his heart problem.


Missy, your reply was purrrrrr fect! You wanna dance?
Well, just so long as it’s La Bachata… Ooh là là !!!

I have been advised to refrain from in your end doh!
So I will leave you with the day…

I was telling Missy about my uncanny ability to guess the day she was born just by feeling her sweater stretchers.

"Really?" she said. "Go on then... Try."

After about two hours of caressing and fondling she began to lose patience.

"Come on," she demanded, "What day was I born on?"

"Yesterday?" I replied.

Hah ahaha.

Pinky and Perky; such cute names!!!


Do y’all have a pet name for yours?

I call mine The Pointer Sisters… Yes I know there were three of them, don’t judge!


BTW the building in N.Y. that has the most stories is…

The New York Public Library.

I love me a good library! This is the flagship building of the NYPL and yes, it contains the infamous staircase used in the Sex and the City movie. The building itself is beautiful and the marble has been well kept.

The librarians are very helpful and there are a lot of informational boards in regards to technology, change, and policies of the library.

One of the best parts is that if you are visiting NYC, you can take advantage of the NYPL and apply for a temporary library card. All you have to do is show an ID at the service desk and you will get your own library card and barcode to use services, which includes free Wi-Fi. Enjoy and tell all your friends.

You’re welcome. x

Awwww two nips and a nubbin.

Well just dropping by to wish some Christmas Cheer! I am hoping all is well with one and all!

I am looking forward to a lovely xmas, my mum is coming to spend some time with us but she is getting very senile but hope it will be ok. We will have a new addition to our animal family, I am adopting a rescue dog from Cyprus, she is called Daisy and has a really bad time! I pick her up from Heathrow airport next week. so that is happy!

I have just come out of hospital for the 2nd time! This time was worse than the first! Another allergy reaction and was sent by ambulance! They think I have an allergy to a virus and it affects my immune system so am on strong steriods. I am waiting for an immunology appointment. My children have been amazing, although my son vomited in the ambulance while they were taking me! But am home and am sure all will be sorted.

I am so looking forward to having a good xmas and wish you all peace, joy and fun! xx

It's good to see you Tulip. I am so sorry you have been struggling with allergic reactions. I know those can be frightening...healing thoughts and big hugs coming your way! Love hearing about your rescue pup! I hope your visit with your mom is wonderful! I am sure it will be. ((((Tulip))))

Well good morning to you Annis,

Daisy is going to be one spoilt little girl, I can see her giving you some loving, what a beautiful thing to do.

Hopefully this virus will soon be gone, so sorry you had to endure that twice, what a scare.

Christmas, so close and so much to do I must start planning but it's always such a lovely day, with family wishing you the best Christmas.

But off course, I'll be back as there's still 11 days to do

It's 6.20am in the morning can you hang about a few hours please?

are you sure you want to wait?