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"YABBER-LINER" - ALL ABOARD

 
 
izzythepush
 
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Reply Fri 1 Nov, 2013 03:43 am
@vonny,
Did you see the report on the news last night about Scotland's most haunted road? Here's a link.

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The A75, in Dumfriesshire, is said to have had more reports of supernatural activity than any other road in Scotland.

There have been reports of sightings of ghostly figures and animals at night.

Would you have the nerve to venture on to the most haunted highway on Halloween?


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-24744055
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izzythepush
 
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Reply Fri 1 Nov, 2013 03:44 am
@vonny,
Is that the ghost of Simon Templar?
vonny
 
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Reply Fri 1 Nov, 2013 03:16 pm
@izzythepush,
The Saint? Good one, Izzy, I'd forgotten about the credits for that show! Laughing
izzythepush
 
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Reply Fri 1 Nov, 2013 05:36 pm
@vonny,
I might have to put the Saint theme on the earworms thread.

Wah woo wah wah woo woo, dum de dum de diddly, dum de dum de diddly.
Tryagain
 
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Reply Fri 1 Nov, 2013 06:18 pm
Ghostly Halloween Greetings dear sweet Ghouls, Goblins and Crew – except for those residing in Ohio, Iowa, and Massachusetts, where the night designated for Trick-or-treating is often referred to as Beggars Night!!!

As you may know, apart from my day job as a Trash Disposal Recycling Operative, I also pull a nighttime shift as Witchfinder General.

So it is with humility I can announce the demise of Belphegor who also somewhat surprisingly figures in Milton's Paradise Lost and in Victor Hugo's The Toilers of the Sea.

A brief 101 on the batting order in Hell…
Crown Princes of Darkness:
Satan - Lord of Fire
Lucifer - Bringer of Light
Leviathan - The Gate Keeper of Hell
Belial(Belphegor) - Mastery of the Earth.

Princes:
Beelzebub
Astaroth
Asmodeus

And before the more adroit among you ask if Satan and Lucifer are one and the same; let me quote Isaiah 14:12:
“How art thou fallen from heaven, O Lucifer, son of the morning! how art thou cut down to the ground, which didst weaken the nations!”

Note there is no mention of Lucifer! This is probably explained by: 2 Corinthians 11:14-15) “And no wonder, for Satan himself keeps transforming himself into an angel of light. 15 It is therefore nothing great if his ministers also keep transforming themselves into ministers of righteousness. But their end shall be according to their works.”

So what has this got to do with the price of turnip greens I hear you ask! Well smooch up as I return to the cutting down of Belphegor:

1,000,000,000,000,066,600,000,000,000,001. This is a terrifying number and would be particularly suitable for a Halloween episode of The Simpsons.

It is known as Belphegor's prime. It is a prime number because nothing will divide into it except one and the number itself, and it is named after Belphegor (one of the seven princes of hell) because it has 666 at its heart and 13 zeroes either side of the number of the beast. Wah woo wah wah woo woo, dum de dum de diddly, dum de dum de diddly.


However the reason for my visit today is to seek an answer as to what do the following have in common: Aristotle, Francis Bacon and Rene Descartes?

The answer as the most enlightened amongst you will have gleaned is that they all failed to find the answer as to why, hot water freezes faster than cold water!
Should anyone have a rational explanation, the Royal Society of Chemistry (Burlington House, Piccadilly, London W1J 0BA) has offered a £1,000 prize to anyone who could explain how the Mpemba effect works’.

So get your crayons out and get a scribbling.

Wishing health and happiness to all x.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 1 Nov, 2013 08:44 pm
@Tryagain,
Dear tryagain I know you live in an area without, radio, tv or newspapers which reflect in your question which only recently has been solved and apparently you're unaware of.
The Mpemba effect, named so by Dutchy, is the assertion that warmer water can freeze faster than colder water. The scientific basis for the effect was discovered in October 2013. and Dutchy was awarded the 2013 Nobel Prize for Science to be presented in Stockholm in 2014.There had been reports of similar phenomena since ancient times. The effect arises from temperature-dependent variations in the length of hydrogen bonds and covalent bonds between the hydrogen atoms and oxygen atoms within and among water molecules.

The phenomenon seems contrary to thermodynamics, but a number of possible explanations for the effect have been proposed. Further will need to decide on a precise definition of "freezing" and control a vast number of starting parameters in order to confirm or explain the effect. I feel rather humble having outsmarted the likes of past great Scientists such as Aristotle, Francis Bacon and Rene Descartes? I trust you'll understand my very simple explanation Tryagain of the query you have set yourself.

With greetings, now Professor Emeritus, Cum Laude Dutchy, recipient of The Knight's Cross of the Iron Cross with Diamonds.
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vonny
 
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Reply Sat 2 Nov, 2013 05:20 am
@izzythepush,
Oh no! Now I am hearing it - over and over and over - sooooooo clearly. Earworms thread it is! Rolling Eyes
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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Sat 2 Nov, 2013 05:43 am
Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Sat 2 Nov, 2013 06:41 am
@Walter Hinteler,
Didn't want to disturb here ... posted that on the wrong thread Embarrassed
FOUND SOUL
 
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Reply Sat 2 Nov, 2013 02:29 pm
@Walter Hinteler,
Ah Elvis.... an amazing man!!!
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Tryagain
 
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Reply Sat 2 Nov, 2013 04:40 pm
Thanks Professor Dutchy, I always wondered who the professor was that Missy kept mentioning. You are one lucky guy!

GO Red Sox!


Lieber Walter, you above all are the most qualified to post on this ship, don’t be a stranger and share your largesse at die glückliche Zeit.


Waves to all and shiver me timbers, time to get three sheets to the wind.
margo
 
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Reply Mon 4 Nov, 2013 05:23 am
G'day Iz

Thinking of you yesterday as I watched the rugby - yelling Go Iz! (Israel Folau - Wallabies full back!)

Thought you'd be watching and calling opposite.

The result: Bah Humbug.

But they did show bloody Jonny bloody Wilkinson bloody!
I have a 10 year grudge! 22 November 2003
mismi
 
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Reply Thu 7 Nov, 2013 05:19 pm
@Tryagain,
Quote:

I always wondered who the professor was that Missy kept mentioning. You are one lucky guy!




Dutchy
 
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Reply Thu 7 Nov, 2013 05:37 pm
@mismi,
Ah mismi that made me smile. (((mismi)))
Izzie
 
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Reply Fri 8 Nov, 2013 11:49 am
@Dutchy,
Good Afternoon ((Crew))

Jumping onboard briefly to wish the crew well.

In Remembrance



Those who stand beside us and those who will never be forgotten; they remain with us in spirit and heart.

love x
(((((Crew))))))



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Izzie
 
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Reply Fri 8 Nov, 2013 11:50 am
@margo,
see ya soon Shelia-Goil!!!!! x Love a humbug!!!!

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Izzie
 
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Reply Sun 10 Nov, 2013 10:13 am
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 10 Nov, 2013 12:32 pm
@Izzie,
Thank you for the nice flowers and kind words which are uttered every year on Remembrance Day, November 11th, remembering our fallen soldiers in all Wars. This is usually followed by a Bugler playing the Last Post, always a moving tribute. Australians are very proud of their soldiers and you'll find a Memorial dedicated to our fallen heroes in every, City, Town and smallest of villages. On top of that we have our magnificent War Museum in Canberra which every Australian visits at least once in his lifetime.

Have a look at this link, http://www.awm.gov.au/commemoration/remembrance/ which will tell you what today means to the Nation.

The Bosun.
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FOUND SOUL
 
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Reply Tue 12 Nov, 2013 01:51 am
@Izzie,
Just Beautiful Izzie,

11/11/13 will be a very special day in my heart for "lest we forget" reasons as well...

x
Izzie
 
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Reply Tue 12 Nov, 2013 03:05 pm
@FOUND SOUL,
Thanku KP - so sad for you about Ruby... those we love stay in our hearts forever ((KP)) x


Good Evening Crew

Just to let those of you who aren't aware as yet, that our Bosun is back in hospital...

http://able2know.org/topic/181331-240#post-5493339

Please do keep your healing thoughts, prayers and good wishes going for him and Anna and KP will let us know when she's spoken with Anna. Thanku so much KP for keeping us up-to-date with Down Under xx

Also - thoughts and love to poorly crew - healing wishes and love love love xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

 

 
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