Dearest friends and assorted quislings, may I welcome and thank you in equal measure for joining me in the accusing parlor where the fickle finger of fate or El Dedo del destino as we say in these here parts will soon be pointing in the general direction of those deemed guilty of heinous misdemeanours.
I am sorry for the delay but today being the solstice and what with me being the Grand Master Templar and all the naked dancing and whatnot…
However, before transgressing may I put to bed the rumor that my reference to Missy’s VPL had nothing whatsoever to do with a Visible Panty Line. Heck, in many English speaking places panties are often referred to as knickers or underpants. You may indeed disapprove of the display of underwear, and a visible panty line may be generally considered undesirable and embarrassing, however in this instance I do believe it was deliberately created for its erotic impact; and may I say it had the desired effect!
Missy, I love it when you talk erotic. (((((Mis)))))
Ps. your boys dun good!
Ps. sorry Dutchy I was not referring to the Victorian Premier League, although I do follow Green Gully SC; way to go Cavaliers!
Likewise, Ima sorry Bethykins, I did not mean it to be taken as a reference to the Vancouver Public Library; excellent institution though I’m sure it is. BTW may I extend the warmest belated birthday wishes to you on your auspicious day. x
Hi Stormy, don’t be a stranger; join the coven! We need 13, and bring some goats.
So, if JW Wandell is sleeping you had better give him a nudge because here come de judge; I think you are confusing the Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In sketch; ‘The Flying Fickle Finger of Fate’ with Wolfgang the German soldier – witch I find "Verrry interesting".
Dear Kel, may I put myself forward in your quest for adoption, for after abandoning my parents so I could attend the orphan’s summer picnic, I am in need of some succour and your most esteemed assets may be able to assist
Ps. I for one am very interested in seeing your home, style and food presentation, so get snapping girl and serve up a Bombe Surprise; bon appétit.
Now, about this rumor that our Capitano has done a ‘moonlight flit’ to see some toy boy in Australia!
Iz this true or have I just made it up?
…
And still of a summers’ night, they say, when the wind is in the trees,
When the moon is a ghostly galleon tossed upon cloudy seas,
When the road is a ribbon of moonlight over the purple moor,
A highwayman comes a’riding-
Riding-riding-
A highwayman comes riding, up to the dragonfly front door…
By Alfred Noyes.
And remember:
"
In our lands be Beeres and Lyons of dyvers colours as ye redd, grene, black, and white. And in our land be also unicornes and these Unicornes slee many Lyons.... Also there dare no man make a lye in our lande, for if he dyde he sholde incontynent be sleyn."
--Mediaeval Epistle, of Pope Prester John.
The question still remains; was Roger Casement, who was ‘hanged on a comma’ by the British for his involvement in the Irish Nationalist revolt in Dublin known as the Easter Rising – guilty because he was gay?
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy A2K’ers?
All aboard for the naykidd cruise…