@Dutchy,
Ok…lemme describe the FABULOUS travelogue of the harbor master..from the minute he met me

Oh..she picked me from the airport in a stuffy car..and road through those stuffed, crazy drivers streets..and then we got down…and guess where she led me to? On to the “ROOF” of a ‘distant…distant relative’ to stand there right under the sun…for about 1hr! to see what??? A procession of mad guys dressed up in stupid costumes..and playing the foolery around in those dingy streets! From there we went to “whattttt???”” God knows! Coz we drove another 1 hr..and ended up in front of “locked doors” that was told to us was the jewish synagogue, no clue since it was “closed”…and we walked a long way to another place…which was ‘again’ “closed” and was called the Dutch palace!!!
Now from here we drove to a play called Kathakali..which was in Malayalam and I understood no word of it..but sure they made sounds so big that it pierced right through my ears! The ordeal lasted for 2 long hours!!!
Again…our car was stuffed in a ferry and we ‘floated’ across the backwater in our ‘car’ to our hotel. Hardly did I have time to close my eyelids..when I got a call at 5am in the morning to check out! Checked out and started off! Yea …”FOUR HOURS” of car drive and “one hour” in the queue! To see what? Just plain green hills!

and we rode back the ‘four hours’and hurriedly checked in the airport to find that my plan to Mumbai was cancelled…Luckily by then my mobile battery was dead..and I had just the local phone booths to rely on…by then verbivore had become vapour and vanished into thin air!!!
Cant help but laugh! i do feel sorry for deaar bazza....but he ended up 2 days in his precious 5 day trip..inside our car...
But izzieee...i understand when u told..hes one jem of a person!!! he was so patient! throughout....gotta catch up with u dear..miss u so much..
esp aftr hearing stuffs from bazza..i just wanna hug u and cling on to u!!!!
THANKS a TON for the chocolates!!!..nd the TEA!!! BEAgle..u sure have some reasons to laugh..actually i had a good laugh..wen it was indeed "confiscated" by my mom-in-law...but no worries..i "gobbled" up the bournville..even bfore i reached home tht day

dint have dinner ...
and have carried th big ones wit me....soem of it was indeed confiscated..which s ok~ but i did 'laugh' thinking of the beagles comment...