I've got it!! Bring on the Peace Noble Prize! And the money!

Drive by, drive through, have a happy meal and eat the evidence.

Still think you ahve nobel cornered?

You must've seen "Blue Man Group" recently.

Where do guns do the most harm? Where's the greatest proliferation of small arms, the scourge of today's world? In countries where people are hungry! If your gun is edible, and you're hungry, you're gonna go eat your gun some time!

And in every other industry, durable high-quality products have long been modernised away by conveyor-belt capitalism, which brought us cheap, but throw-away-quality products instead - of which you need to buy ever new ones, cause of the rate they wear out and break down. Why the exception for guns? Every time they give in to temptation and eat their gun, they gotta buy a new one! Good for industry, good for business!

Think about it! You know it makes sense!

Hey. Thats about crime. Thats different. Crime aint war. Everybody knows that. Jimmy Carter won, didnt he?

Hmm, quite right. But Arafat won as well. It's hard to tell what the criteria is.

Speaking of which I wonder who the next winner will be.

nimh!!

And what will be the accomplishment? It doesn't seem to reflect on character as much as circumstance.

edible guns!

Ahh.

How they coming along nimh?

Licorice seems like a good bet.

Licorice is a bit of an acquired taste.

Then again, chocolate will melt.

You know those new Magnums?

The ice-creams, I mean? (thats NOT how I got the idea).

Lust, Greed, Pride, Jealousy?

There's an idea.

Saying that someone "ate their gun" has a different connotation, by the way.

Hey, you have the Magnum too? Is that Nestlé or is Kibon is Europe too?

Nimh

Right up there with the good thinkers!

I dunno. We got Magnums, thats what counts. Like eating a package of butter.

Why? No Magnums in America?

Oh wait, thats gross. Isnt auto-fellatio a myth? <g>

Hmm, dunno if it's available in America. I looked it up. It's not Nestlé.

Unilever is Ducth, they make the Magnum but Kibon (a company that dominates the market in Brazil and might be Brazilian) has a Magnum too.