What a mind you've got, bro. It's one of the more reliable forms of suicide. Sheesh!
Death by indigestion. Bite the bullet. < just one more pun. I don't stand by it. In fact someone else is typing this.
Pls don't groan.
Hmmm - there was a fabulous licorice gun in one of the Katherine Hepburn/Spencer Tracy movies - the one where they were both lawyers. He ate it in the end.
We have Magnums in Oz, too - now I want one! Dammit.....
I still think it was a good idea.